Mixed Nuts

Mixed Nuts

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Mixed Nuts Vital Stats

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Release date 1994

Duration 97 min

Producer(s) Delia Ephron, Joseph Hartwick, Paul Junger Witt...more

Director(s) Nora Ephron...more Nora Ephron...less

Writer(s) Nora Ephron, Delia Ephron...more Nora Ephron, Delia Ephron...less

Cast Steve Martin, Madeline Kahn, Robert Klein...more

Genre Comedy, Drama,

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Mixed Nuts Quotes

Mrs. Munchnik:
I have never been young!

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Catherine O'Shaughnessy:
[seeing Chris, to Philip] THAT'S who you were dancing with?
Chris:
She insults me, too. My God, if you don't have tits like Dolly Parton, no one wants you.

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Gracie Barzini:
[grabs Felix's gun] Now, we have to empty it. [She starts firing gun randomly around the walls and door]
Philip:
[Struggles to grab the gun] Gracie, for God's sake!
Gracie Barzini:
I AM EMPTYING IT! I AM SICK OF HIM! I AM PROTECTING US FROM HIM!

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[talking to caller on a suicide hotline]
Philip:
May I put you on hold while I run to my desk? Uh... you're not calling from a bridge or holding a weapon, are you?
Hotline Caller:
No.
Philip:
Good.

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Felix:
Look what I got for you! [takes out a piece of paper]
Felix:
This means that we can have the baby in a hospital for free! All we have to do is swear that we're completely broke and have absolutely no way of supporting ourselves and never will.
Gracie Barzini:
Oh God! Felix, I don't want to hurt your feelings, but...
Felix:
Honey, you are the only person in my whole life who has never hurt my feelings.
Gracie Barzini:
...you're a loser.

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Catherine O'Shaughnessy:
I'm not like you, Philip. I'm not one of those people that's only good on the phone. In person you just blame everybody. You made a mistake at the office, you gave out the address! Did I blame you? No! I blamed the Santa Anas! I don't even know what the Santa Anas are!
Philip:
They're the dry winds that blow in from the...
Catherine O'Shaughnessy:
Oh, shut up!

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