Date created: April 2010
Release date 1994
Duration 97 min
Producer(s) Delia Ephron, Joseph Hartwick, Paul Junger Witt...more
Director(s) Nora Ephron...more
Writer(s) Nora Ephron, Delia Ephron...more
Cast Steve Martin, Madeline Kahn, Robert Klein...more
[grabs Felix's gun] Now, we have to empty it. [She starts firing gun randomly around the walls and door]
[Struggles to grab the gun] Gracie, for God's sake!
I AM EMPTYING IT! I AM SICK OF HIM! I AM PROTECTING US FROM HIM!
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Look what I got for you! [takes out a piece of paper]
This means that we can have the baby in a hospital for free! All we have to do is swear that we're completely broke and have absolutely no way of supporting ourselves and never will.
Oh God! Felix, I don't want to hurt your feelings, but...
Honey, you are the only person in my whole life who has never hurt my feelings.
...you're a loser.
I'm not like you, Philip. I'm not one of those people that's only good on the phone. In person you just blame everybody. You made a mistake at the office, you gave out the address! Did I blame you? No! I blamed the Santa Anas! I don't even know what the Santa Anas are!
They're the dry winds that blow in from the...
Oh, shut up!