Date created: April 2010
Release date 1995
Duration 95 min
Producer(s) Letty Aronson, J.E. Beaucaire, Jean Doumanian...more
Director(s) Woody Allen...more
Writer(s) Woody Allen...more
Cast Woody Allen, F. Murray Abraham, Helena Bonham Carter...more
My father's brother was supposed to be a genius. I never met him, but everybody said he was brilliant.
Really? What did he do?
He was a serial rapist. He spent his whole life in jail, but if he had gone straight, he might have been very good in math.
[looking for the right horse to bet on]
Here's one: Eager Beaver! I once did a film called "Beaver Patrol" about these Boy Scouts who find drunk Girl Scouts in the woods and they take them into a cabin and they reach into their packs and they pull out these dildos and then...