Men in Black II

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Release date 2002

Duration 88 min

Producer(s) Marc Haimes, Stephanie Kemp, Laurie MacDonald...more

Director(s) Barry Sonnenfeld...more Barry Sonnenfeld...less

Writer(s) Lowell Cunningham, Robert Gordon, Robert Gordon...more

Cast Tommy Lee Jones, Will Smith, Rip Torn...more

Genre Action, Comedy,

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Kevin Brown/K:
[shows a self-portrait with a UFO in the background] Look at that, weird huh?
Agent J:
[hands it back] Yeah, you're smiling.

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Undercover alien intelligence officer:
Zed, the Drolecks are gone and the treaty is signed.
Zed:
Good work
Undercover alien intelligence officer:
Zed, what about that position you promised me in Men In Black?
Zed:
Still working on the Alien Affirmative Action Program. I'll keep you posted.
Undercover alien intelligence officer:
Wait a minute! That's not what you promised me!
Zed:
You're breaking up, can't hear you.
Undercover alien intelligence officer:
Zed! Hello? Zed?
Zed:
I'll call you back [starts walking away]
Undercover alien intelligence officer:
I could be Agent M!

Agent J:
[after neuralizing the subway passengers] Thank you for participating in our drill, have this being an actual emergency, y'all would've been eatin' because you don't listen. [Neurolizes the passengers again]
Agent J:
Thank you for participating in our drill, I hope you enjoy our smaller, more energy efficient subway car.

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Agent J:
[Looking at the picture of K and the pizza guy] You're pointing at something. [Looks around]
Agent J:
That astronaut. [Goes to the astronaut picture]
Agent J:
He like, he like. [Goes to the ovens, seeing pizza boxes stacked like a diamond shape]
Agent J:
Who would stack pizza boxes like this, its a pizza box stacker who's not stacking pizza boxes. He's leaving clues, it's an arrow.
Agent K:
Um, J?
Agent J:
You're slowing me down slick. Whatever we're looking for is in these cabinets. [Opens up the cabinets and takes out a thing of anchovies]
Agent J:
Anchovy fillets in virgin olive oil. [Looks at the can of anchovies]
Agent K:
[Holding a key] I hope I'm not slowing you down.

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Agent Kay:
When you get sad it always seems to rain.
Laura:
Lots of people get sad when it rains!
Agent Kay:
It rains because you're sad baby.

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Kevin Brown/K:
We are who we are; even if we sometimes forget it.

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Serleena:
Oh, yummy. Somebody I need to eat.

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Agent J:
[pointing gun at Jeff the bug] Jeff, don't make me have to do this.

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Mysteries in History Narrator:
Mysteries in History with your host Peter Graves.
Peter Graves:
Although no one has ever been able to prove their existence, a quasi-government agency known as the men in black supposedly carries out secret operations here on Earth in order to keep us safe from aliens throughout the galaxies. Here is one of their stories that never happened, from one of their files that doesn't exist.

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MIB Guard:
[Agent J enters MIB Headquarters] Don't you ever go home?
Agent J:
Nope!
MIB Guard:
I see you neuralized another partner.

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Newton's Mother:
[from downstairs] Newton! What are you doing up there?
Newton:
I'm up in my room with some friends, Mom!
Hailey:
I want to have your baby.

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Agent J:
Just about everybody who works in the post office is an alien.

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