Meet the Fockers

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Release date 2004

Duration 115 min

Producer(s) Robert De Niro, Jon Poll, Jay Roach...more

Director(s) Jay Roach...more Jay Roach...less

Writer(s) Greg Glienna, Mary Ruth Clarke, Jim Herzfeld...more

Cast Robert De Niro, Ben Stiller, Dustin Hoffman...more

Genre Comedy,

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Meet The Fockers Quotes

Pam Byrnes:
This weekend is going to be fun, and your parents are great.
Greg Focker:
They're great in small doses.

Dina Byrnes:
[about their trailer] I call it "The Hilight of the Twilight".

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Dina Byrnes:
Muskrat

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Dina Byrnes:
Oh, Jack, isn't it wonderful? The kids are *finally* getting married?
Jack Byrnes:
[about Little Jack] Wait a second; I think he spoke! [pushes Dina aside]
Jack Byrnes:
Little Jack! Were you about to speak? [Little Jack passes gas]
Jack Byrnes:
It's nothing, just a little flatulence. What were you saying, Dina?

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Greg Focker:
[singing] And if that mockingbird don't sing, then... Greg is gonna buy you a... diamond ring. And if that diamond ring gets sold, then... Greg is gonna feel like a... big asshole.
Little Jack:
...Asshole!
Greg Focker:
[surprised] !... No... oh, no, you don't wanna say that word, cause that's a bad word!
Little Jack:
Asshole!

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Greg Focker:
[to Little Jack] What? You don't like me. I don't like your little red outfit. It makes you look like a little demon baby. Maybe I'll get you a little pitchfork for Christmas, so we can put you on a can of Underwood ham. I'm sorry I can't make little poop sounds and I can't make little things that tell people when I want to do things. But I have a sign for you. [sticks up middle finger]
Greg Focker:
How's that for a sign?

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Bernie Focker:
[after tackling Roz, while playing football] Remember the time in the park? Remember the time in the park?

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Dina Byrnes:
Bernie, this frittata is wonderful, what's in it?
Bernie Focker:
Well, a lot of the taste comes from this old skillet. I've never washed it.

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Pam Byrnes:
Did you tell your mother that I'm pregnant? Because she keeps touching my stomach and smiling like that.
Greg Focker:
No, I didn't tell her. She guessed.
Pam Byrnes:
She what?
Greg Focker:
Yeah, and then she told my dad.
Pam Byrnes:
Oh, my God.

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Bernie Focker:
[hitting toilet with fire extinguisher] I gotta save my dog!
Jack Byrnes:
Forget your dog, what about my toilet?

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Judge Ira:
Bingo, Bango, Bongo!
Roz Focker:
The man is loose, he's limber, and he's ready for action.

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Jack Byrnes:
I'm down here... under the bed.

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