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Release date 2008

Duration 90 min

Producer(s) Jon Berg, David T. Friendly, Thomas M. Hammel...more

Director(s) Brian Robbins...more Brian Robbins...less

Writer(s) Rob Greenberg, Bill Corbett...more Rob Greenberg, Bill Corbett...less

Cast Eddie Murphy, Elizabeth Banks, Gabrielle Union...more

Genre Adventure, Comedy, Family, Romance,

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Meet Dave Quotes

[Dave is dancing with Gina]
No. 2 - 2nd In Command:
Sir, we already have the orb. There's no need to continue this charade.
Captain:
Not now, Number 2! I'm trying to let the music take me!

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[Number 17 has jumped out of Dave's ear and fallen into a cup of coffee after Number 2 takes over Dave and goes crazy]
Dooley:
Are you...with Dave?
No. 17:
No, no, no, I come free with a vente latte!

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Dave:
Welcome to Old Navy.

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Gina Morrison:
So, where are you from? Do you live around here?
Dave:
Yes, of course. I am just a regular person from right here on Earth, just like you. I just don't get out that much.
Gina Morrison:
Yeah, judging from your suit, I'd say since about 1978. [laughs]
Captain:
Note: all-white apparel is not as standardized as we thought.
Gina Morrison:
[laughing] You late for a Bee Gees concert or something?
Dave:
Bee Gees. Barry, Robin and Maurice. The brothers Gibb. Winning ten Grammy Awards and selling over 100 million records.
Dave:
[high-pitched, fast singing] Well, you can tell by the way I can use my walk / I'm a woman's man, no time to talk / Eh, Eh, Eh, Eh, Stayin' Alive / Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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Gina Morrison:
I'm Gina, by the way. Gina Morrison. [pauses, waiting for him to tell her his name.]
Gina Morrison:
And you are?
Captain:
3?
No. 3 - Cultural Officer:
This is a list of the most common names on this planet.
Captain:
My name is...
Dave:
Ming Chang.
Gina Morrison:
Ming Chang? [laughs]
Gina Morrison:
Sorry, sorry, you just struck me more like a "Dave" or something.
Dave:
Which happens to be my other name.
Gina Morrison:
Dave...Ming Chang?
Dave:
Dave Ming Chang.

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Captain:
Number 3, do we have significant linguistic information to communicate with these natives?
No. 3 - Cultural Officer:
Yes, I tapped into their central planetary database named "Google."
Captain:
What a frivolous name for such a vital function.
No. 3 - Cultural Officer:
Well, if you prefer, there's another called "Ya Hoo."
Captain:
Baffling!

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Dooley:
Come on, this is gonna be great, a fireball? How often do we get a call like that?
Knox:
Do me a favor, OK? Act like a cop and stop caring.

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[first lines]
Department of Defense worker:
Dude, dude...no, I was like..."Yes, we *do* have nuclear missiles", and he was all like "No, you don't", and I was all like "Yes, we do." "Whatever." And I was like "Well, what part of 'whatever' do you not get?"

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[in an alley outside Gina's apartment sometime after she hits Dave with her car]
Gina Morrison:
Hi, are you all right? Because you just ran off!
Captain:
Contact, everyone! Our first verbal encounter! [into microphone]
Captain:
Thank you for your concern.
Dave:
[speaks with extremely high pitch; bottles explode in background]
Captain:
It's way too high! More bass!
Dave:
[speaks in extremely low pitch]
Captain:
Level the frequency!
Dave:
[speaking perfectly] I'm all better now.
Josh:
[to Gina] How hard did you hit this guy?

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Captain:
I am Dave Ming Chang.
No. 3 - Cultural Officer:
I am Dave Ming Chang.
Various crew members:
I am Dave Ming Chang. [etc]
No. 4 - Security Officer:
And I am Johnny Dazzle! [everyone stares at him.]
No. 4 - Security Officer:
What? Not everyone has to be Dave Ming Chang.

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