Mean Girls

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Release date 2004

Duration 97 min

Producer(s) Jennifer Guinier, Jill Sobel Messick, Lorne Michaels...more

Director(s) Mark Waters...more Mark Waters...less

Writer(s) Rosalind Wiseman, Tina Fey...more Rosalind Wiseman, Tina Fey...less

Cast Lindsay Lohan, Rachel McAdams, Tina Fey...more

Genre Comedy,

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Mean Girls Quotes

Janis:
That one there, that's Karen Smith. She is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet. Damien sat next to her in English last year.
Damian:
She asked me how to spell orange. [Cady snickers]
Janis:
That little one, that's Gretchen Wieners.
Damian:
She's totally rich because her dad invented Toaster Streudels.
Janis:
Gretchen Wieners knows everybody's business, she knows everything about everyone.
Damian:
That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets.
Janis:
And evil takes a human form in Regina George. Don't be fooled because she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing slut faced ho-bag, but in reality, she's so much more than that.
Damian:
She's the queen bee - the star, those other two are just her little workers.

Karen:
I can't go out. [fakes cough]
Karen:
I'm sick.
Regina:
Boo, you whore.

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Regina:
Ma'am, do you have this in the next size up?
Saleslady:
Sorry, we only carry sizes 1, 3, and 5. You could try Sears.

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Regina George:
She thinks she's gonna have a party and not invite me? Who does she think she is?
Shane Oman:
You're right, hon.
Regina George:
I like *invented* her, you know what I mean?

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Cady:
Hey!
Regina:
Why were you talking to Janis Ian?
Cady:
I don't know, I mean, she's so weird, she just, you know, came up to me and started talking to me about crack.
Regina:
She's so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Janis Ian. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and Janis was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, "Janis, I can't invite you, because I think you're lesbian." I mean I couldn't have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she's on crack.

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Karen:
Why are you dressed so scary?
Cady:
It's Halloween.

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Cady:
Regina said she'll talk to Aaron. And now she is. How can Janis hate her? She's such a good... SLUT!

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Gretchen:
[to Cady] If only you knew how mean she really is... You'd know that I'm not allowed to wear hoop earrings, right? Yeah! Two years ago she told me hoops earrings were *her* thing and I wasn't allowed to wear them anymore. And then for Hannakuh my parents got this pair of really expensive white gold hoops and I had to pretend like I didn't even like them and... it was so sad. And you know she cheats on Aaron? Yes, every Thursday he thinks she's doing SAT prep but really she's hooking up with Shane Oman in the projection room above the auditorium! I never told anybody that because I am *such* a good friend! [begins to cry]

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Janis:
[reading list the major cliques in high school] You got your freshmen, ROTC guys, preps, J.V. jocks, Asian nerds, Cool Asians, Varsity jocks Unfriendly black hotties, Girls who eat their feelings, Girls who don't eat anything, Desperate wannabes, Burnouts, Sexually active band geeks, [a picture of herself and Damian come on screen]
Janis:
the greatest people you will ever meet, and the worst. Beware of plastics.

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Cady:
[after seeing Regina in mirror] Regina, wow, you look really beautiful.
Regina:
I'm wearing a spinal halo.
Cady:
Look, I'm really sorry about the bus. I feel like it's all my fault.
Regina:
Stopping making this about you. I'm the one that got hit by the bus.
Cady:
I'm really sorry about all the other stuff too.
Regina:
Okay, I'm going to forgive you because I'm a very Zen person... and I'm on a lot of pain medication right now.
Cady:
[Cady smiles]
Regina:
You know Aaron really does like you. He's always talking about how unusual you are and it really pissed me off. Like this one time, I got this really expensive doll house from Germany, but I never played with it. So my mom wanted to give it to my cousin. But even though I didn't want it...
Cady:
You begged your mom to let you keep it?
Regina:
No. I threw it down the stairs. [they giggle]
Regina:
I didn't want anyone else to have it. But that's just me.
Mrs. George:
Regina! There about to announce the queen. [sees Cady]
Mrs. George:
Hello.
Regina:
Can you believe my f-ing mom is here?
Regina:
[they giggle]
Regina:
Bye. [waves]

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Kevin Gnapoor:
[after cutting into dance] What's up?
Janis:
Can I help you?
Kevin Gnapoor:
You Puerto Rican?
Janis:
Lebanese.
Kevin Gnapoor:
I feel that.

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Karen:
Gretchen, I'm sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Nobles. [beat]
Karen:
And I'm sorry for telling everyone about it. [beat]
Karen:
And I'm sorry for repeating it now.

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