Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World

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Release date 2003

Duration 138 min

Producer(s) Todd Arnow, Alan B. Curtiss, Samuel Goldwyn Jr....more

Director(s) Peter Weir...more Peter Weir...less

Writer(s) Patrick O'Brian, Peter Weir, John Collee...more

Cast Russell Crowe, Paul Bettany, James D'Arcy...more

Genre Action, Adventure, Drama,

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Blakeney:
Sir, I think we should be getting back.
Dr. Stephen Maturin:
Naval discipline doesn't operate out here, Mr. Blakeney. I must find a cormorant. And should it indeed prove flightless, you can join me at the Royal Society dinner as codiscoverer.

Mr. Allen, Master:
What is it? Curious, eh? Some type of gull.
Mr. Allen, Master:
[Sees a marine iguana] There's an ugly devil.
Williamson, Midshipman:
Disgusting
Williamson, Midshipman:
It's got warts all over it.
Mr. Allen, Master:
[Chuckling] Ugly devils aren't they?

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[Dinner in the officers' mess. The captain is inebriated, but asks apparently seriously]
Capt. Jack Aubrey:
Do you see those two weevils doctor?
Dr. Stephen Maturin:
I do.
Capt. Jack Aubrey:
Which would you choose?
Dr. Stephen Maturin:
[sighs annoyed] Neither; there is not a scrap a difference between them. They are the same species of Curculio.
Capt. Jack Aubrey:
If you had to choose. If you were forced to make a choice. If there was no other response...
Dr. Stephen Maturin:
[Exasperated] Well then if you are going to *push* me... [the doctor studies the weevils briefly]
Dr. Stephen Maturin:
...I would choose the right hand weevil; it has... significant advantage in both length and breadth. [the captain thumps his fist in the table]
Capt. Jack Aubrey:
There, I have you! You're completely dished! Do you not know that in the service... [pauses]
Capt. Jack Aubrey:
...one must always choose the lesser of two weevils. [the officers burst out in laughter]

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Preserved Killick, Captain's Steward:
[hearing Aubrey and Maturin warming up for their music session] Ugh, here we go again. Scrape, scrape, scrape!

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Faster Doudle, Able Seaman:
[as he examines the Galapagos through his telescope] I can't see any women. Just ducks and lizards.
Nehemiah Slade, Able Seaman:
[he snatches the telescope to see for himself] What, no women? It ain't natural.

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Capt. Jack Aubrey:
Master at arms, take that man below and clap him in irons.

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Calamy, Midshipman:
[while viewing construction of the decoy Surprise] Excuse me, sir, but what are they building?
Capt. Jack Aubrey:
Your first command.

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Blakeney:
Tie your neck bands on your right upper arm to tell friend from foe.
Blakeney:
[pointing] Davies, this arm. Starboard arm.
Awkward Davies, Able Seaman:
Is that the one you got or the one you don't got?
Blakeney:
All right, that's enough cheek, Davies.

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Capt. Jack Aubrey:
For England, for home, and for the prize!

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Preserved Killick, Captain's Steward:
[taking egg from chicken coop] Come on, come on. It's all right.

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Capt. Jack Aubrey:
[HMS Surprise is being pursued by the Acheron] Run like smoke and oakum!

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Dr. Stephen Maturin:
By comparison, the Surprise is a somewhat aged man-o-war. Am I not correct?
Capt. Jack Aubrey:
Would you call me an aged man-o-war, doctor? The Surprise is not old; no one would call her old. She has a bluff bow, lovely lines. She's a fine seabird: weatherly, stiff and fast... very fast, if she's well handled. No, she's not old; she's in her prime.

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