Mallrats

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Release date 1995

Duration 94 min

Producer(s) Caldecot Chubb, Sean Daniel, Laura Greenlee...more

Director(s) Kevin Smith...more Kevin Smith...less

Writer(s) Kevin Smith...more Kevin Smith...less

Cast Shannen Doherty, Jeremy London, Jason Lee...more

Genre Comedy,

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Gil Hicks:
Something's going on here. Where's Mr. Svenning?
Roddy:
[enters] Mr. Svenning has come down with a sudden case of depheria. [looks down at the two guys on the floor]
Roddy:
What happened to these two?
Jay:
The homeboys got a case of the mad munchies!
Gil Hicks:
[points to T.S] Hey, Roddy Roddy, isn't this the guy that Svenning had arrested?
Roddy:
Why yes it is. All right Quint, I don't know how you got back in here, but we're postponing the start of the show until I call Mr. Svenning. You've brought down the fire, well now you've got it! Security!
Brodie:
Hey, Roddy! [Brody puches Roddy out]
Security Guard:
[enters] Somebody call security? What happened here?
Brodie:
Oh, these two guys got stonned and knocked this guy out. I think he needs medical attention.
Gil Hicks:
That's not what happ... [Brody stomps on Gil's foot, silencing him]
T.S. Quint:
Yeah, could you get him and these two guys out of here? The show's about to start.
Security Guard:
Whatever.
Brodie:
[to Gil] Look asshole, just go out there with us and behave, and you'll be just fine. [to Jay]
Brodie:
Jay, when Tricia shows up here with a video tape, you give it to Silent Bob.
Jay:
Check. Say, where is that tubby bitch?

Tricia Jones:
I get everybody's consent before we do it. Most guys get off on it. Men are easily amused.

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T.S. Quint:
That is one of your more admirably deplorable traits. You, unlike me, would beat up somebody's grandmother or an entire senior citizens' community if you believed in the principle.
Brodie:
Yeah, but only if they were really old.

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Ivannah:
It's the third nipple that does it.
T.S. Quint:
Oh, you have a third nipple? I didn't notice.
Brodie:
What are you *talking about*? It's as clear as day! Look at it for god's sake!
Ivannah:
You can stare at it. I don't mind.

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Jay:
Bye baby kitties. Damn Silent Bob, show some heart.

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Gwen:
Tell me about the elevator.
Brodie:
It goes up-and-down. Ba-dum-cha.

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Brodie:
Hey Hamilton! Let's try and wrap this up, alright? I promised her breakfast!

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Brandi:
Suitor number one. If we fell in love, how would you propose to me?
Brodie:
[aside] When Jaws popped out of the water...

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[Thinking Rene is at the door]
Brodie:
You're a fickle broad...

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Brodie:
You used to like tits too.
T.S. Quint:
Hey, I love tits as much as the next guy, but why should I pay some old hag good money for some supernatural chicanery coupled with a pair of sagging wrinkled weathered boobs?

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Brodie:
[about to get beaten up by Shannon] Want a sip of my soda?

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Brandi:
When I walked away, did you make any effort to repair that breach? No, you ran off and cried on the shoulder of Bumble the Boy Wonder over there.
Brodie:
Boy Wonder? Hey, I'm all man, lady!

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