Major Payne

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Release date 1995

Duration 95 min

Producer(s) Tracy Carness, Eric L. Gold, Michael I. Rachmil...more

Director(s) Nick Castle...more Nick Castle...less

Writer(s) Joe Connelly, Bob Mosher, William Roberts...more

Cast Damon Wayans, Ross Bickell, Scott 'Bam Bam' Bigelow...more

Genre Movies,

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Major Payne:
[finishing the story to Tiger Dunn] To be continued... When I come back, I'll tell you what Bubba used as a penis!

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Bleh Bleh Bleh Bleh What you laughin' at pig boy? You find a piece of candy in your pocket? What's your name Son
Heathcoat:
H- Heathcoat Sir.
Major Payne:
Well Heathcoat, we're gonna make some room for dinner. Drop down and give me 25 crunches. Count 'em out real loud
Heathcoat:
One Sir...
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One Tubby Tubby Tubby!
Heathcoat:
Two Sir...
Major Payne:
Two Chubby Chubby Chubby!

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Major Payne:
Hello, little fella. What you had was a nightmare. You know what a nightmare is?
Kevin 'Tiger' Dunn:
[nods head]
Major Payne:
Well, that's all this is. Now, you better run on up to your room before that man jump out the closet and chop your little head off! [swings machete in front of Tiger's face]

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Emily:
[as Payne is hazing the cadets by making them run around the Madison campus in drag] Major, WHAT are the boys doing in those DRESSES?
Major Benson Winifred Payne:
Oh, they're just puttin' on a fashion show.
Emily:
Do you really think THIS is the best way to gain the respect and admiration of these young men?
Major Benson Winifred Payne:
They may not like me, but they WILL respect me.
Emily:
Let me be more direct: they HATE you.
Major Benson Winifred Payne:
Good. It'll draw 'em close together, make 'em a team.
Emily:
That's a very cynical plan!
Major Benson Winifred Payne:
Yeah, well at least it won't backfire. Besides, they started it.

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Kevin 'Tiger' Dunn:
[referring to all the other cadets, save Dotson] They won't let me go on a "Black Op," because I'm too little, and nobody ever lets you do anything when you're little.
Major Payne:
Aw, phooey! Don't you ever read any of those stories about little people who do big things? Little Red Riding Hood! The Three Little Pigs! Spike Lee! The Little Rascals! How about the Little Engine That Could!

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Major Payne:
I guess I just had that one a comin' Well you know what ya'll got a comin'? Seven twenty-three hour days of fun and adventure. I'm gonna make you boys strong!

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Major Benson Winifred Payne:
Be advised, ladies, we are going to WIN the Virginia Military Games this year! You will note my emphasis on the word WIN: Whisky! India! November! GET USED TO THE SOUND OF THAT WORD! [and later, as he's introducing the cadets to their new, off-campus quarters]
Major Benson Winifred Payne:
A squad that lives together, wins together! UNITY, turds: that is the key word in UNIT, without the "Y!"

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Emily:
He's trying to show you some affection.
Major Payne:
I don't like it. It makes me feel all funny.

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Major Payne:
Heh, heh, heh!

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Major Payne:
Who's the person that got me this blood on this lip? Who's responsible? Don't all run at once. Maybe no one's responsible. I just had it comin'!

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Major Payne:
You like the way I handled them white folks back there?
Cadet Williams:
Yeah.
Major Payne:
You like a black man to handle things?
Cadet Williams:
Malcolm X.
Major Payne:
Let me tell you something... I AM NOT YOUR DAMN BROTHER!

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Kevin 'Tiger' Dunn:
Major Payne wiped out the enemy with extreme prejudice!

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