Major League II

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Release date 1994

Duration 105 min

Producer(s) Gary Barber, Edward D. Markley, Julia Miller...more

Director(s) David S. Ward...more David S. Ward...less

Writer(s) David S. Ward, R.J. Stewart, Tom S. Parker...more

Cast Charlie Sheen, Tom Berenger, Corbin Bernsen...more

Genre Comedy,

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Major League II Quotes

Jake Taylor:
[Seeing Vaughn coming back into the dugout] Didn't I tell you to go to the bullpen.
Rick Vaughn:
We're down by 10 runs.
Jake Taylor:
You can still get some work in.
Rick Vaughn:
I had it with that maniac out there. [Sits down]
Jake Taylor:
[after seeing Rube Baker get hit with a pitch] Willie, get in a run for Rube.
Willie Mays Hayes:
But my legs hurt.
Jake Taylor:
Rube is hurting worse than you. Now, get in there.
Willie Mays Hayes:
C'mon, the gutless wonder doesn't have to pitch, why should I have to run?
Rick Vaughn:
Who are you calling a gutless wonder, tinman?
Willie Mays Hayes:
Hey, what? I gotta genuine leg injury here, pal.
Rick Vaughn:
Injury, that limp is the best acting you've done all year.
Willie Mays Hayes:
[Grabs Vaughn by the arm] Yeah. At least I don't have some cover girl to twist my johnson.

Rube Baker:
When the tough get goin', go an' get tough.

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Rick Vaughn:
[about a pitch he threw and a hitter hit it for a home run] . I threw him a 87 MPH fastball, and he crushed it. Last year, I averaged 96, now when I reached back it's just not there. I can't believe that I forgotten how to throw heat.

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Jack Parkman:
[after knocking down Baker, who loses the ball] Welcome to the Bug Leagues, Hayseed. Next time, don't stand on the tracks when the train's coming through.

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Willie Mays Hayes:
[talking about the promo for his film] That spot didn't show the real dramatic parts, like when they kill my boa constrictor and I vow revenge.
Jake Taylor:
Oh.

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Rube Baker:
Hey. Ya know Ricky, breaking up with a girlfriend can be a very painful thing. But it don't have to keep ya down for long. I mean, let me tell ya something from my own personal experience. I've never had a regular girlfriend like you, but I did get kicked in the balls once by a mule. Now, I thought I would be hurting for the rest of my life. But you know what happened the very next week?
Rick Vaughn:
What?
Rube Baker:
My momma died. Hell, after that, I didn't care no more about my balls hurtin'. You see what I'm gettin' at?

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Harry Doyle:
[about Willie Mays Hayes] Went to see his movie but it was only out for two and a half hours. I was told, however, that it was in focus.

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Nikki Reese:
[Rick Vaughn shakes off fastball] He's afraid of his fastball.
Jack Parkman:
He's screwed.
Johnny:
You're screwed Vaughn.
Tanaka:
[in Japanese] He's dicked.

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Harry Doyle:
You know I used to hate Parkman when he was with the A's. It's amazing how a new uniform can change your attitude about a guy. [covers Mic]
Harry Doyle:
He's still a dick.

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Johnny:
Vile thing, you make my butt sting! I detest you! You're all garbage, all of ya! Back up the truck, back it up!

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Jake Taylor:
Rube, what's going through your head just before you throw the ball back to the pitcher?
Rube Baker:
I'm thinking, "Damn, I don't want to screw this up."
Jake Taylor:
Well, what are you thinking when you throw a strike to nail the runner down at second base?
Rube Baker:
Well, I, I'm not thinking nothing. I just throw it.
Jake Taylor:
You see what I'm getting at?
Rube Baker:
You want the pitcher to pitch from second base?
Jake Taylor:
[frustrated, blank look] Oooogh.

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Harry Doyle:
Cerrano doing some interesting limbering up exercises in right.
Harry Doyle:
[covers microphone] What a pansy! [batter hits a fly ball]
Harry Doyle:
Here's a fly ball hit to right. Easy play for Cerrano, under it now, and makes the catch... [ball hits Cerrano's glove and goes over fence]
Harry Doyle:
No, that ball is off his glove and outta here! So credit Cerrano with an RBI, and that play could be a finalist in the Trojan-Enz Boner of the Week Award.

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