Views: 364
Date created: April 2010
Release date 1984
Duration 75 min
Producer(s) James George, Herb Nitke...more James George, Herb Nitke...less
Director(s) Henri Pachard...more Henri Pachard...less
Writer(s) Rick Marx...more Rick Marx...less
Cast Brooke Fields, Jerry Butler, David Scott...more Brooke Fields, Jerry Butler, David Scott, Colleen Brennan, Chelsea Blake, Danielle, George Payne, Eric Edwards, Alan Adrian, Erica Eaton, Vanessa del Rio, Henri Pachard, Jeffrey Wallach...less
Genre Movies,
Christopher: Look, can we start over? Second chance, second date? You as you, me as me. No secrets. What do you think?
Ty: Why'd they break up? Marisa: Who? Ty: Simon and Garfunkel. Marisa: You got me. You can Google it at school.
Marisa: I mean, I don't know what I'm doing here, Steph. What am I doing? This is all a lie. Stephanie Kehoe, Maid: No, honey. It's more like a dream, you know? And for one night, you're living it for all of us. Don't think about tomorrow. Don't think about anything but tonight. Tonight, the maid is a lie. And this, this is who you really are.
Caroline: [to Marisa] Oh, that needs pressing.
Caroline: [to Marisa] You are so good. Thank God! You should be a personal assistant. Rachel Hoffberg: She's a maid. Caroline: So are they, with better titles.
Marisa: Monday? I'm busy, sorry. Christopher: You're busy you can't? What? Can you change it? Marisa: It's complicated. Which reminds me, I gotta get out of here. Come on, Ty. We gotta go.
Paula Burns: A Beresford maid is expedient. A Beresford maid is thorough. A Beresford maid serves with a smile. And above all, a Beresford maid strives to be invisible. Clarice: Maybe we can disappear one day all together?
Stephanie Kehoe, Maid: Hi, honey. [to Marisa] Stephanie Kehoe, Maid: It's Ty! What are you doing up here? Ty: Where's Mom? Stephanie Kehoe, Maid: [seeing Chris walking in] It's for you, ma'am. Marisa: What are you talking about? Ty, don't you...? Ty: Hey, Ma, this is Chris. He's got a giant, grey dog named Rufas. And if you say okay, I'm gonna walk with him, okay? Christopher: Hello. Marisa: Hi. Ty: Let's not forget. I'm a kid and I need fresh air. Please, can I go, Mom? Please? Please? Christopher: I'm Chris Marshall. Stephanie Kehoe, Maid: Caroline... you want your coat? Marisa: What? Stephanie Kehoe, Maid: The weather can be so tricky here. Weren't you just saying, what a beautiful day it was? Christopher: Oh, you're going out? Stephanie Kehoe, Maid: Weren't you saying how you wanted to stretch your legs? Christopher: Well, if your husband wouldn't mind... Ty: She doesn't have a husband. Marisa: I don't have a husband. Christopher: Well, I insist, then. Come with us, if you're free. Ty: Yeah. Come on, Mom.
Marisa: Keef, do me a favor. These go to the Goddess in the Park Suite, okay?
Marisa: What are you doing? Stephanie Kehoe, Maid: Ooh... Dolce, nice. Marisa: No, no, no, come on, out of there. Stephanie Kehoe, Maid: I'm just taking a little peek. They're going back anyway. Marisa: Oh... You know you're gonna get us in trouble. Stephanie Kehoe, Maid: [touching the Dolce dress] Hello, ladies. Marisa: Leave that stuff alone. Come on. You know, you're supposed to be helping me out in here. Stephanie Kehoe, Maid: Oh, feel this material. I mean, it's like butter. Huh? Marisa: Oh, my God. This stuff is five thousand dollars. Stephanie Kehoe, Maid: For one white outfit? How do you keep it clean? Marisa: Scotchguard. Stephanie Kehoe, Maid: Oh, yeah. They're a six, you're a six. Marisa: What are you doing? What are you doing? Stephanie Kehoe, Maid: And shoes too. Shoes. Size nine. Perfect. Marisa: I'm a seven and a half. Stephanie Kehoe, Maid: Which means you're an eight. Just put on some gym socks, you're good to go. Marisa: That's it! Put this stuff back. What are you doing? Stephanie Kehoe, Maid: Not until you try it on. Marisa: I can't try on her clothes! Stephanie Kehoe, Maid: They're not hers. They're not Dolce's. Technically, they've been abandoned. Oh, let's not let them hear us. Marisa: Who, the clothes? Stephanie Kehoe, Maid: Marisa Ave Maria Ventura... When are you and I ever get to try on a five thousand dollar anything? Come on, feel how the other half feels, huh?
Christopher: [reading about himself in the paper] "Sentimental favorite and playboy politico, Assemblyman Chris Marshall"... guess you missed a few words there, Jer.
Paula Burns: Onto new business. Mr. Radcliff is checking out of seven oh nine. Mr. Greenwald is checking in. He's back on the wagon, so let's clear out the minibar. Kanga CFO, Mr. Fukimoro is checking into eight fourteen. Stock Evian, shampoo the rugs and extra slippers for his guests. Marisa heads up on the Madison Suite. Marisa: Housekeeping. Paula Burns: Mrs. Sage is arriving with the children, preferably after Mr. Sage's girlfriend departs. Mr. Sage's Girlfriend: You son of a bitch! Paula Burns: Let's make sure it's a smooth transition. The Guedj sisters are back. Let's track them on surveillance, but do keep an eye on all bathrobes, cutlery and light fixtures. Sotheby's director, Caroline Lane has switched from the Four Seasons. She requested a park view and favors purple orchids and lavender scenes. Assemblyman Chris Marshall arrives today. He's gearing up his campaign, so his suite will be doubling as a conference centre, with the liquor and coffee bars turning over every four hours. And he's bringing his large dog, so we'll need proper accouterments. And finally, Mr. Newman is back in the Sherman Suite. Careful, ladies, he's a Full Monty. Full Monty: Oh... I had no idea anyone was here. Stephanie Kehoe, Maid: Don't worry about it, Mr. Monty. It's no big deal. And I do mean... Marisa, Stephanie Kehoe, Maid: ...No big deal.
Marisa: Hey, look at me. Ty: What? Marisa: You got something on your face there. Ty: Where? Marisa: Ooh, right there! [Marisa starts kissing his cheeks] Ty: Ma! Mom! Mom, no! Stop! Marisa: There it is. I got it.
Marisa: There was a part of me that wanted to know what it felt like, to have someone like you look at me the way you did just once. And I'm sorry. Truly. If I could rewind the past week, I would. Christopher: Was any of it real? Marisa: Yeah, it was real. It was so real I wondered how I was ever gunna give you up. But I had to give you up. That was the plan. And then, last night, I couldn't.
Marisa: Come on, who's kidding who here? Do you think you would have taken a second look at me if you knew I was the maid? With all due respect.
Marisa: The first time you saw me, I was cleaning your bathroom floor! Only you didn't see me. Chris: What was I supposed to do, introduce myself while I'm taking a leak?
Reporter: Mr. Marshall, what's your relationship with the Latin community? Jerry Siegel: Excellent! He speaks Latin... Spanish.
[Running after Marisa when she leaves a benefit early] Christopher: Caroline. Caroline. Caroline. Do you have somewhere else you have to be? Marisa: No, I just have to leave. Christopher: Well, I don't think you're leaving. I think you're running. And what I can't figure out is, are you running towards something you want? Or are you running away from something you're afraid to want? Marisa: Look, I've made so many mistakes already. I just don't want to make it worse. Christopher: You won't. I promise. Marisa: There's something you don't know, ok? Oh, God. How do I tell you this? Look, the first time that you saw me I was... Christopher: You were mesmerizing.
Christopher: You're beautiful. Marisa: So are you. Christopher: Thank you for being here. Marisa: I only came to tell you that this, you and me, can't go anywhere beyond this evening. It just can't. Christopher: Well, then, you should've worn a different dress.
Jerry Siegel: What press are you affiliated with? Ty: I'm 10. Jerry Siegel: What about your parents, are they Democrat or Republican? Ty: What's the difference these days? Christopher: I love this kid. Jerry Siegel: Well, what's not to love.
Christopher: Let's go see the penguins!
Jerry Siegel: Who the hell is she? Christopher: I'll tell you who she isn't. She isn't like anyone I've ever met before. And she isn't a phony. I'll make you a deal, wonder man. You want me at the benefit tomorrow night? Then get her to go, and I swear to God, I'll shake any part of Maddox's body you want me to. Deal? Jerry Siegel: Deal. All right. Sure. Okay.
Marisa: I let him think I'm staying in the suite, not cleaning it. I'm the maid, Ty. Ty: Ma, I hate to break it to you, but I don't think he's after your money. Marisa: I can't believe you just said that!
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