Madhouse

Madhouse

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Release date 1990

Duration 90 min

Producer(s) Leslie Dixon, Donald C. Klune...more Leslie Dixon, Donald C. Klune...less

Director(s) Tom Ropelewski...more Tom Ropelewski...less

Writer(s) Tom Ropelewski...more Tom Ropelewski...less

Cast John Larroquette, Kirstie Alley, Alison La Placa...more

Genre Movies,

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Madhouse Quotes

Bernice:
[from upstairs while Jessie is trying to sneak out] Not so fast, missy! It's time to shift my butt!

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C.K.:
It's just so boring here.
Mark Bannister:
Now you listen to me, you psychotic little shit. You either get your act together, or you're gonna be a face on a milk carton, you got it?
C.K.:
You touch me, I sue you.
Mark Bannister:
I got a lawyer *on retainer*!

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Kaddir:
Don't you choke my cherub!

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Mark Bannister:
[speaking to Claudia's husband Kaddir on the phone] Hi, Kaddir, "salaam" back at you.
Claudia:
I won't talk to him.
Mark Bannister:
[speaking to Claudia] He wanted to know if you were here.
Claudia:
Why?
Mark Bannister:
To let you know he canceled your credit cards.
Claudia:
What? That Middle Eastern maggot! He can talk to my lawyer, the nerve of that towel head!
Mark Bannister:
[back on the phone with Kaddir] Oh, yes, she is very upset about your little love spat, Kaddir. [now speaking to Claudia]
Mark Bannister:
He says he will forget everything if you just go home and fix dinner for him.
Claudia:
[shouting into the mouthpiece of the phone] Oh, grind some glass, Ayatollah!

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Wes:
What is this? [Picks something off of Mark's suit jacket]
Wes:
Is this cat hair?
Mark Bannister:
It's Felix the Rat.
Wes:
When do you get rid of these people?
Mark Bannister:
Today!

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Claudia:
He barely knows I'm alive, he cut my allowance.
Jessie Bannister:
He cut her allowance, honey!
Mark Bannister:
To what? $9000.00 a month?
Claudia:
He makes me drive his old Jaguar.
Jessie Bannister:
Now Claudia, some people have worse problems.
Claudia:
Like Who?
Jessie Bannister:
Like people who don't have cars.
Claudia:
Who cares about them!

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Jessie:
[on the phone] I'm calling for Trenton, New Jersey. Dr. Jack Penix! WITH AN X!

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Bernice:
I need your opinion on something here. These are my favorite names for the baby so far: "Amaretta," "Caramel," or "Treblinka"
Claudia:
You yokel, naming your baby after a German concentration camp!
Bernice:
I thought Treblinka was one of those cute little fairies from Cinderella.
Claudia:
You moron!
Bernice:
I hope my water breaks all over your fur coat!

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