Madea Goes to Jail

Madea Goes to Jail

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Date created: April 2010

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Release date 2009

Duration 103 min

Producer(s) Roger M. Bobb, Reuben Cannon, Karen Gorodetzky...more

Director(s) Tyler Perry...more Tyler Perry...less

Writer(s) Tyler Perry...more Tyler Perry...less

Cast Tyler Perry, Derek Luke, Keshia Knight Pulliam...more

Genre Comedy, Crime,

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Madea Goes To Jail Quotes

Madea:
I knew a woman who was married to a man for 38 years, she cheated on him for 42 years, and he died thinking he was the only one.

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Madea:
Who I am is conflicting with this dress I have on.

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Vanessa:
What happened to the love between the two of us?
Sonny:
It ended when the two of us became three.
Vanessa:
I'm sorry, Nate.
Sonny:
Did you just call me Nate?
Vanessa:
No, I said did you feel the earthquake?

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Madea:
Judges got a real attitude with me, they took me to the judge and he said "I'm sick of seeing you", I said "I'm sick of seeing you too". He said "Don't be getting smart with me", I said "I've been smart, I'm just getting here". He said "Say one more thing", I said "Go to hell", he said "Go to jail".

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Ella:
Is Madea here?
Vanessa:
No she's not, why don't you come back tomorrow?
Ella:
I'll wait for her.
Vanessa:
I said she's not here, Miss Ella!
Ella:
And I said I'll wait!

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Vanessa:
Wow, Miss Ella, you do all the cleaning and cooking and ironing, you're just a regular old slave, aren't you?
Ella:
Uh no dear, no dear, what I AM, is a woman who knows how to treat a man.
Vanessa:
So where is...
Ella:
I ain't got one, I ain't got one.

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Madea:
[to Toni] I'm gonna set you back a few years, I used to play this game with Cora, more parents need to play this game with their kids. Young kids acting the hell out of control... [empties her bag of belts]
Madea:
We're gonna play a game called 'tear that ass up!'

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Madea:
If you don't back the hell up off me, I'ma beat you like the dude you look like!

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Madea:
Sonny, ain't nobody but your wife and Nate were in this house when the baby was hurt, cut his head and almost drowned in the tub, put it together.

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Madea:
Okay Toni, this is your problem... Madea told Toni to go upstairs... 13 stairs... and call 10 digits to get some help with her homework. Toni said she aint doin' it, set back on the couch, folded 2 of her arms and rolled 2 of her eyes. Madea grabbed Toni by 2 of her ankles, dragged her upstairs, hitting her head on every step. How many bruises will little Toni have by the time she gets to the emergency room at Grady Hospital?

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