Date created: April 2010
Release date 1999
Duration 94 min
Producer(s) Craig Baumgarten, Mark Borde, Jeff Franklin...more
Director(s) Jeff Franklin...more
Writer(s) Jeff Franklin...more
Cast French Stewart, Bridgette Wilson, Bill Bellamy...more
We're going to go over strategy. Now, remember, Chelsea, it took me three breakups, seven ultimatums, and God knows how many not-so-thinly veiled threats before Larry coughed up this ring.
Oooh. Okay, whatever it takes, I'm gonna marry that man.
All I ever wanted to do was spend my life loving you, you disgusting sack of shit.
If that's all you wanted, then why did you hire the sleaziest lawyer in town, you pathologically deluded, morally bankrupt, in-denial, self-esteem-deficient bitch on wheels?
I am NOT in denial.