Legally Blonde

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Release date 2001

Duration 96 min

Producer(s) Ric Kidney, Christian McLaughlin, David Nicksay...more

Director(s) Robert Luketic...more Robert Luketic...less

Writer(s) Amanda Brown, Karen McCullah Lutz, Kirsten Smith...more

Cast Reese Witherspoon, Luke Wilson, Selma Blair...more

Genre Movies,

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Vivian:
You know, I'm still shocked that you didn't give Callahan the alibi.
Elle:
It wasn't my alibi to tell.
Vivian:
I know, I thought that was very... classy of you.

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Elle:
No more boring suits or pantyhose, I'm trying to be somebody I'm not.

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Elle:
For that matter, any masturbatory emissions, where the sperm is clearly not seeking an egg, could be termed reckless abandonment.
Professor Callahan:
You've just won your case.

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Brooke:
I would rather go to jail than lose my reputation.

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Elle:
[after Warner asks her out after the trial] But if I'm going to be a partner in a law firm by the time I'm 30, I need a boyfriend who's not such a complete bonehead.

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Elle:
Is that low-viscosity rayon? With a half-loop top stitching on the hem?
Boutique Saleswoman:
Of course. It's one of a kind.
Elle:
It's impossible to use a half-loop stitching on low-viscosity rayon. It would snag the fabric. And you didn't just get it in - I saw it in the June Vogue a year ago. So if you're trying to sell it to me for full price, you've picked the wrong girl.

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Elle:
I promised her, and I can't break the bonds of sisterhood.
Professor Callahan:
Screw sisterhood! This is a murder investigation! Not some scandal at the sorority house!

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Elle:
That's great, Paulette. Is that the only interaction you two have ever had?
Paulette:
No! Sometimes I say "okay" instead of "fine."

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Paulette:
[Elle is in tears at the salon after she finds out Warner dumped her for her new rival, Vivian] So what's this Vivian got that you don't have? Three tits?

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Elle:
Warner, what kind of shoes are these?
Warner Huntington III:
Umm... black ones.

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Margot:
Here, you're gonna need this.
Elle:
Your scrunchie?
Margot:
My LUCKY scrunchie. It helped me pass Spanish.
Serena:
You passed Spanish because you gave Professor Montoya a lap dance after the final.
Margot:
Yeah... Luckily!

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Elle:
[to Emmett] So, if you don't know an answer they're just gonna kick you out.
Emmett:
So you have Stromwell, huh?
Elle:
Yes. Did she do that to you too?
Emmett:
No, but she did make me cry once... not in class I waited until I got back to my room, but yeah she'll kick you right in the balls, or wherever.

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