Latter Days

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Release date 2003

Duration 107 min

Producer(s) Darryl Anderle, George Bendele, J. Todd Harris...more

Director(s) C. Jay Cox...more C. Jay Cox...less

Writer(s) C. Jay Cox...more C. Jay Cox...less

Cast Steve Sandvoss, Wes Ramsey, Rebekah Johnson...more

Genre Comedy, Drama,

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Keith Griffin:
Do you feel guilty for being so good-looking?

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Elder Harmon:
[explaining the hardships of missionary life to Aaron] They set this thing up to be difficult. Okay? Well, we can't listen to music, we can't watch movies, we're never supposed to be alone? I mean, come on, we're 19, 20 years old and we're not even allowed to beat off. Some nights I wake up and I find teeth marks on my headboard. Look, I put my time in here so that I can go home, so that I can marry Jennifer, so that I can finally nail her. See? It's amazing what we do for sex.

Elder Aaron Davis:
Do you ever read the Sunday comics?
Lila:
[confused] I beg your pardon? [changes her mind]
Lila:
Yes, of course the Sunday comics.
Elder Aaron Davis:
Well, when I was a little kid, I use to put my nose right up to them. And I was just amazed because it looked like this mass of dots, and none of it made sense until I pulled back. Life looks like that mass of dots to me sometimes. None of it makes any sense, but I like to think that, from God's perspective, life, everything - even this - make sense. It's not just dots. Instead we're all connected, and it's beautiful and funny and good. This close we can't expect it to make sense, not right now.

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Keith Griffin:
It's back.
Christian:
Yeah, this must be your lucky fuckin' day.
Keith Griffin:
Or maybe I'm just not suffering enough yet. I didn't expect to see you again.
Christian:
Oh, come on now. You don't think you going all 'Miss Cleo the Psychic' on my ass is gonna scare me off that easy - now do you?
Keith Griffin:
Maybe it's just dementia setting in. Sometimes I read people and I... I think I'm the oracle of Delphi.
Christian:
Well, sometimes I growl at people. Doesn't make me Eartha Kitt. I'm just goin' to put this right about here.
Keith Griffin:
It doesn't matter, I'm still not hungry.
Christian:
I don't remember asking you if you were. I just deliver this stuff, remember? But my friend Andrew made this, and he doesn't even cook for his boyfriends. So the least you could do is tryin' to be polite, and eat it.
Keith Griffin:
I don't have to pretend to be polite. I think I've... I think I've earned that right.
Christian:
Oh yes, that's right; you're dying, you're bitter, blah, blah, blah... Fortunately I'm shallow so I'm impervious to that. Now eat it.
Keith Griffin:
Impervious? Bet you don't know how to spell that.
Christian:
Sure I do. It's spelled 'Bite me.'

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Lila:
[to some confused costomers about Aaron's and Christian's embrace] He's a great tipper. [they nod their heads in understandment]

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Keith Griffin:
Where are you going with my goddamn flowers?
Christian:
But they are...
Keith Griffin:
We don't throw anything out that's not completely dead. Deal?
Christian:
Deal.
Keith Griffin:
And another thing, you got to quit coming over here and moping around. You're fucking depressing me.
Christian:
I'm depressing you?
Keith Griffin:
That's what I'm sayin'. If we've reached the point where you're dragging my day, oh, then... we got a problem. Seriously, you gotta do somethin'. Somethin' to make a move, just... find a way to get past this.
Christian:
Are you being the oracle guy now?
Keith Griffin:
No. I'm... just bein' your friend.

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Julie:
We're shirts. You're skins.
Elder Aaron Davis:
[pulls down the hem of his shirt blushing] Uh... no.
Christian:
Fine, we'll be skins. [both him and Juile take off their shirts]
Ryder:
[looking at Juile's chest] Whoa! [walks into the basketball pole]
Ryder:
Ow!

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Andrew:
Quit bitching. It's the early bird who gets the worm.
Christian:
There's an incentive... Especially as we don't get pizza till two AM.
Andrew:
Okay, here's the deal: After your training, I'm gonna set you up on a route.
Christian:
A route? On my first day?
Andrew:
It's what you do already. It's deliverin' food. Only this time you're drivin'. Think of yourself as a waiter on wheels.
Christian:
Great. Give me some hot pants and roller skates, this will be the fulfillment of a dream.
Andrew:
[looks Christian up and down] For all of us.

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Christian:
Look, if there's a problem, I could come back.
Elder Aaron Davis:
Look, maybe I'm just homesick.
Christian:
Homesick? For Idaho?
Elder Aaron Davis:
Okay, fine, but...
Christian:
I'm sorry, that came out wrong. I'm... It's just... When I left home, it was just 'zoom', like a rocket. But if you've never been away from home before... Have you?
Elder Aaron Davis:
What? I've been away from home, just not for two whole years.
Christian:
[in an English accent] 'Could be worse, could be raining.'
Elder Aaron Davis:
That's Young Frankenstein.
Christian:
Yeah. So two years, huh?
Elder Aaron Davis:
Yeah. We're not allowed to call or go home in the holidays and they're not allowed to visit.
Christian:
Wow, where do I sign up?
Elder Aaron Davis:
Hey. Happen to like my family. 'After all, a boy's best friend is his mother.'
Christian:
[confused for a while, then gets it] Psycho, that's Psycho, right? 'She goes a bit mad sometimes. We all go a bit mad sometimes.' [Aaron laughs]
Christian:
Least you got your friends here, right?
Elder Aaron Davis:
What, Ryder? No. We just got assigned to each other a few weeks ago.
Christian:
Oh. Well, better you than me.

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Elder Aaron Davis:
[about him being gay] What if it's not something I've done? What if it's who I am?
Sister Gladys Davis:
[slaps him] Don't say that! Don't you ever even think that! [they both start crying]

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Lila Montagne:
A toast, an affirmation, a prayer of thanks. I want you to know that, wherever we find ourselves in this world, whatever our successes or failures, come this time of year, you will always have a place of my table. And a place in my heart.

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Christian:
You want revelations engraved in gold and angels trumpeting down from heaven. What if this is it instead? Me telling you I love you, right here in the snow? I think that is pretty miraculous.

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