Last Action Hero

Last Action Hero

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Last Action Hero Vital Stats

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Release date 1993

Duration 130 min

Producer(s) Robert H. Lemer, John McTiernan, Neal Nordlinger...more

Director(s) John McTiernan...more

Writer(s) Zak Penn, Adam Leff, Shane Black...more

Cast Arnold Schwarzenegger, F. Murray Abraham, Austin O'Brien...more

Genre Action, Adventure, Comedy,

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Last Action Hero Quotes

 Ripper:
Jack, what kept you? Andy here's been getting nervous. I promised him you'd come. Gave him my word of honor he could watch you die. Lose the cannon.
Jack Slater:
Has he hurt you Andrew?
Ripper:
Hurt, Jack? You say hurt? What do you know about hurt, Jack? You put me in a cage for ten years.
Jack Slater:
You should've gotten the death penalty.
Ripper:
Yeah, shoulda, woulda, coulda, yeah, yeah, yeah, right. Things crawling around in your head. Sitting on my chest when I wake up. You know what that's like, Jack? It was your illegal search, that rendered the bloody axe inadmissible. Remember, Jack? Now lose the gun. [Jack puts his gun on the ground]
Jack Slater:
Alright, I'm unarmed.
Ripper:
Just one gun, Jack? You gotta be kidding. [Jack removes nearly a dozen guns]
Ripper:
That all, sport?
Jack Slater:
Yup, that about does it. [pulls out grenade]
Jack Slater:
Oh, unless you consider this a weapon. [throws grenade at Ripper's feet]
Ripper:
Brilliant, Jack. Brilliant. I surrender.
Jack Slater:
It's a live grenade.
Ripper:
Yeah right, Jack, right right right. You're gonna sacrifice your own child to get to me. I'm very flattered, Jack, but I doubt it. Andy, pick up the grenade. [Andy slowly picks up the grenade]
Ripper:
Come on. Show it to me. That's good. Jack, that toy, can't hurt the boy. [flashes Axe]
Ripper:
But this one can.
 

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 Benedict:
I understand you are interested in drug dealers.
Danny Madigan:
[whispering] Jack, that's him, the henchman with the glass eye.
Jack Slater:
Sir, are you a henchman?
Benedict:
No, I only go as far as lackey. Anything else?
Jack Slater:
Yeah, take off your sunglasses.
Benedict:
Who's asking?
Jack Slater:
[flashes Police badge] The tin man.
Benedict:
Well, tin man, suppose you hit the bricks.
Jack Slater:
No, they're the wrong color.
Benedict:
Are they? Oh dear. Let's change them. Would arterial red suit you? [points to guard dogs]
Benedict:
Make no mistake, they are exceptionally well-trained. [snaps fingers, dogs form pyramid]
Benedict:
I snap my fingers again and some time tomorrow, you emerge from several canine rector. Or you and Toto can return to the land of Oz. Questions?
Jack Slater:
Yeah, two of them. Why am I wasting my time with silly putz like you when I could be doing something more dangerous - like rearranging my sock drawer? Two, how exactly are you going to snap your fingers, after I rip off both of your thumbs? [pause, Benedict reveals smiley-face eye]
Benedict:
Have a nice day! [closing the door, he overhears Danny]
Danny Madigan:
He had one with a bulls-eye when he was with your second cousin. He hates his boss, he calls him a "Sicilian schmuck."
 

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 Dekker:
SLAAAAAAAAAATERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
 

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 Ripper:
Jack, what kept you? Andy here's been getting nervous. I promised him you'd come. Gave him my word of honor he could watch you die. Lose the cannon.
Jack Slater:
Has he hurt you Andrew?
Ripper:
Hurt, Jack? You say hurt? What do you know about hurt, Jack? You put me in a cage for ten years.
Jack Slater:
You should've gotten the death penalty.
Ripper:
Yeah, shoulda, woulda, coulda, yeah, yeah, yeah, right. Things crawling around on your head. Sitting on my chest when I wake up. You know what that's like, Jack? It was your illegal search, that rendered the bloody axe admissible. Remember, Jack? Now lose the gun. [Jack puts his gun on the ground]
Jack Slater:
Alright, I'm unarmed.
Ripper:
Just one gun, Jack? You gotta be kidding. [Jack removes nearly a dozen guns]
Ripper:
That all, sport?
Jack Slater:
Yup, that about does it. [pulls out grenade]
Jack Slater:
Oh, unless you consider this a weapon. [throws grenade at Ripper's feet]
Ripper:
Brilliant, brilliant, Jack. I surrender.
Jack Slater:
It's a live grenade.
Ripper:
Yeah right, Jack, right right right. You're gonna sacrifice your own child to get to me. I'm very flattered, Jack, but I doubt it. Andy, pick up the grenade. [Andy slowly picks up the grenade]
Ripper:
Come on. Show it to me. That's good. Jack, that toy, can't hurt the boy. [flashes Axe]
Ripper:
But this one can.
 

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