Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector

Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector

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Release date 2006

Duration 89 min

Producer(s) Alan C. Blomquist, Maggie Houlehan, J.P. Williams...more

Director(s) Trent Cooper...more Trent Cooper...less

Writer(s) Jonathan Bernstein, James Greer...more Jonathan Bernstein, James Greer...less

Cast Larry The Cable Guy, David Koechner, Michael Papajohn...more

Genre Comedy,

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Larry The Cable Guy: Health Inspector Quotes

Donnie:
The city is being sued for a damaged coccyx.
Larry:
[laughing]
Donnie:
You think this is funny?
Larry:
No. I am crying on the inside, okay.

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Larry:
He's going down faster than a bottle of vodka in Courtney Love's house.

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Larry:
That'll go down faster than a bottle of Vicodin at Courtney Love's house.

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Jane Whitley:
Nice Rod, Larry.
Larry:
[to himself] She said "Rod."

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Larry:
I drive alone. I inspect alone, sometimes I'll even have sex alone. But never on company time. That's my policy.

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[after farting]
Larry:
Good Lord Jesus and Dale Earnhardt Jr., I am a dadgum time bomb.

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Amy Butlin:
After lunch today, he told me there was a brown snake playing peek-a-boo with his butthole. I aced Bio. I do not recall brown snakes.

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Larry:
[after the dinner date, and Larry has to go to the bathroom. He then lets off a large amount of turds] Oh, Good Lord! Oh, Jesus Christ and his sheperds! [lets off more of his turds into the toilet]
Jane Whitley:
Larry? Are you okay in there?
Larry:
[yelling] Oh, yeah! Everythin's alright! [to himself]
Larry:
Oh, Good Lord! [trying to get toilet paper, but it runs short]
Larry:
Oh, God! You gotta be kiddin' me! [sees a wash rag on the sink, then grabs it, he then begins to wipe his rear-end]

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Larry:
You're not gonna believe this, but there's a snow cone vendor out there not wearing a bra.
Amy Butlin:
Is that a violation?
Larry:
No, but it makes me want to get a snow cone.

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