Lake Placid

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Release date 1999

Duration 82 min

Producer(s) Peter Bogart, Jeff Kalligheri, David E. Kelley...more

Director(s) Steve Miner...more Steve Miner...less

Writer(s) David E. Kelley...more David E. Kelley...less

Cast Bill Pullman, Bridget Fonda, Oliver Platt...more

Genre Action, Comedy, Horror,

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Hector Cyr:
[after the death of a deputy] I'm sorry about your deputy... whenever someone dies, I always feel like it's such a waste that I didn't know them any better.
Sheriff Hank Keough:
[sarcastic] I'm sorry for your loss, Hector.
Hector Cyr:
That's not really what I meant.
Sheriff Hank Keough:
[shaking his head] His head was just... bitten off.
Hector Cyr:
I used to have a recurring nightmare that I was headless. I'd be down on the ground looking up at my headless body, watching myself walk around the yard bumping into things, and my parents wouldn't let me in the house because they'd just bought all these antique lamps didn't want me to knock them over, the fuckers. Then the neighborhood kids came by, saw my severed head lying on the ground and started a game of kickball, and as I was being kicked around, I actually just felt grateful for being allowed in the game... What are your thoughts?

Mrs. Bickerman:
I'm rooting for the crocodile. I hope he swallows your friends whole. You might want to arrest me for that too. Is that a crime? To wish the chewing of law enforcement?

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[Kelly slaps Keough]
Sheriff Hank Keough:
Quit hitting me!
Kelly Scott:
Stop throwing heads at me!

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Jack Wells:
Do you know how your husband died?
Mrs. Bickerman:
Oh yes! I killed him.
Jack Wells:
You killed him?
Mrs. Bickerman:
Oh yes!

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Hector Cyr:
Let's not overlook the fact that he didn't eat me.
Jack Wells:
'Cause he just ate a cow, stupid!

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Hector Cyr:
She tell you that we had sex together? So vigorous!
Kelly Scott:
I never had sex with you!
Hector Cyr:
I'm horrible in bed. They never remember.

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Mrs. Bickerman:
Is it illegal to wish the chewing of law enforcement?

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Kelly Scott:
You hurt his feelings.
Jack Wells:
I don't care. [to Keough]
Jack Wells:
Do you care?
Sheriff Hank Keough:
No, he's an asshole.

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Kelly Scott:
[on the phone with the wildlife services] Thank you, it's so rewarding to imagine my tax dollar finding its way to you, you fuckshit!
Hector Cyr:
You are a saucy flirt.

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Hector Cyr:
He bit me! He bit me! There's two! There's two!
Sheriff Hank Keough:
I can count. [the second crocs rears up out of the water and the sheriff blows his head off with the grenade launcher]
Sheriff Hank Keough:
Back to one.

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[to the sheriff]
Hector:
You know, sheriff, when friends or family say certain things, they tend not to register. So it helps to hear it from a complete stranger... you're fat.

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Mrs. Bickerman:
I'll sue you!
Jack Wells:
Go ahead.
Mrs. Bickerman:
You can't take a cow by eminent domain!
Sheriff Hank Keough:
We just did.
Jack Wells:
We won't let her get hurt, Ma'am.
Mrs. Bickerman:
You're all cocksuckers! I knew it first, I just didn't want to say it!

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