Kung Pow: Enter the Fist

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Release date 2002

Duration 81 min

Producer(s) Bruce Devan, Tom Koranda, Paul Marshal...more

Director(s) Steve Oedekerk...more Steve Oedekerk...less

Writer(s) Steve Oedekerk...more Steve Oedekerk...less

Cast Steve Oedekerk, Fei Lung, Leo Lee...more

Genre Action,

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Kung Pow: Enter The Fist Quotes

Ling:
I'm a teeny tiny horny honey!

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Master Doe:
Please, I'm dying, you must listen to me. I fear the Chosen One may give up hope, this must not happen. The creature in his tongue, although a little disturbing, possesses great supernatural powers. Without Tonguey, the Council is invincible, they will come to Betty's aid. Do you understand that?
Master Tang:
[Nods head up and down] No. I do not understand.

Wimp Lo:
My finger points.

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Chosen One:
Master Tang I have traveled many miles to meet you.
Master Tang:
How many miles? Would you say 10 million?

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Chosen One:
[picking up two gophers and connecting them with cloth] I need gopher-chucks!

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Student:
[the students are hanging upside down] We are both ventriloquists but now we're upside down. I swing a bit more.
Student:
I swing a bit less

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[the Chosen One is preparing to fight Master Betty. A man comes up to him]
Master Doe:
Wait! You are not ready!
Chosen One:
Who are you?
Master Doe:
Ling's father! Wee-Ohh Wee-Ohh Wee-Ohh-Wee!
Chosen One:
Oh, dear.

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Master Tang:
[after the movie] Hey, is someone going to come get me? There's, like, a hawk or something. [a hawk is eating his leg]
Master Tang:
Oh dear. That's not good. Uh, Mr. Hawk? Can you please stop eating my leg? Oh my. [you can hear crew members laughing]
Master Tang:
Hey! It's not funny! What's so - ? He's a predator, for crying out loud! [screen fades to black]
Master Tang:
Hey, just because the screen turned black, doesn't mean he's stopped. He's still eating me! I promise! Somebody get me a stick! Save the whales.

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Master Doe:
Uhh, water, everywhere. All over me, I'm getting wet. I am falling, you are falling, we are falling! [shouts]
Master Doe:
A whale!

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Wimp Lo:
Knock, knock. Who's there? Your butt that's about to be kicked!

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Chosen One:
His powers are greater than mine.
Mu Shu Fasa:
Yes, plus when you got hit with his iron claw you DID scream like a wussy.

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Master Betty:
[the Council appears out of the air] That's right! The Evil Council are *aliens*!
Chosen One:
[speaker comes out of Council ship and plays French music] They're French.
Master Betty:
Ha, ha! Stinky pits and all, baby!

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