Date created: April 2010
Release date 2002
Duration 81 min
Producer(s) Bruce Devan, Tom Koranda, Paul Marshal...more
Director(s) Steve Oedekerk...more
Writer(s) Steve Oedekerk...more
Cast Steve Oedekerk, Fei Lung, Leo Lee...more
Please, I'm dying, you must listen to me. I fear the Chosen One may give up hope, this must not happen. The creature in his tongue, although a little disturbing, possesses great supernatural powers. Without Tonguey, the Council is invincible, they will come to Betty's aid. Do you understand that?
[Nods head up and down] No. I do not understand.
[the Chosen One is preparing to fight Master Betty. A man comes up to him]
Wait! You are not ready!
Who are you?
Ling's father! Wee-Ohh Wee-Ohh Wee-Ohh-Wee!
[after the movie] Hey, is someone going to come get me? There's, like, a hawk or something. [a hawk is eating his leg]
Oh dear. That's not good. Uh, Mr. Hawk? Can you please stop eating my leg? Oh my. [you can hear crew members laughing]
Hey! It's not funny! What's so - ? He's a predator, for crying out loud! [screen fades to black]
Hey, just because the screen turned black, doesn't mean he's stopped. He's still eating me! I promise! Somebody get me a stick! Save the whales.
[the Council appears out of the air] That's right! The Evil Council are *aliens*!
[speaker comes out of Council ship and plays French music] They're French.
Ha, ha! Stinky pits and all, baby!