Kung Phooey!

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Kung Phooey! Vital Stats

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Release date 2003

Duration 87 min

Producer(s) Eric Blyler, Michael Chow Man-Kin, Darryl Fong...more

Director(s) Darryl Fong...more Darryl Fong...less

Writer(s) Darryl Fong...more Darryl Fong...less

Cast Michael Chow Man-Kin, Joyce Thi Brew, Jones Chan...more

Genre Movies,

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Kung Phooey! Quotes

Roy Lee:
Gung fu dudes are hopeless when it comes to chicks.

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Helen Hu:
Give her the Chinese t- ... No! Give her the *Japanese* *torture* *treatment*.
Sue Shee:
Oh, no.
Lo Fat:
Ja-panese? But,
Helen Hu:
Do it!
Lo Fat:
...but. J-j... yes, boss. Y-yes, boss.
karaoke guy:
[singing badly as karaoke music plays] Come to me sofreee / Turn out de riiight oooh / You are so rovreee / Be mine ton*i*ght oooh...

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Sue Shee:
I'll help you get in that restaurant... if you let me treat you to a wasabi shake!

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Art Chew:
One who tricks seeks only to fool himself. I am not fool. It is *you* who are the fool. And that's no trick. You fool.

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Art Chew:
Bad guys never attack at the same time. Come on. Form a line. Come on. Pick a number.

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Art Chew:
I, eh, I jus' , I jus' wanna tell you that, um... your beauty surpasses the Autumn moon... rising over the Jade Palace... that serves dim sum from 11:00 to 2:00.

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Art Chew:
Hey! I see you collect peaches.
Helen Hu:
No, I collect dust. The peaches are something to keep it on.

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Art Chew:
Hi! You must be Helen Hu.
Helen Hu:
Why, yes, since I appear to be the only woman here, huh-aaah. And you aaare?
Art Chew:
Oh. My name is... Arthur Chew. My friends call me Art.
Helen Hu:
Art Chew?
Art Chew:
Bless ya!

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Waymon:
He couldn't afford the overhead, so he sold it to Henry Yeh!
Art Chew:
Who?
Waymon:
No, Yeh!
Uncle Wong:
Now, his daughter - Helen - owns it!
Waymon:
Helen Yeh.
Uncle Wong:
No, Hu!
Art Chew:
Who?
Uncle Wong:
Yeh! She marry a Hu!
Art Chew:
Helen, who?
Waymon:
Helen Yeh!
Art Chew:
He said, who?
Uncle Wong:
I said, Yeh! She married a Hu!
Art Chew:
So who owns the restaurant, now?
Waymon:
She does!
Art Chew:
Who does?
Uncle Wong:
Dat's what I saaaid!
Art Chew:
Uncle Wong. *Who's* been after the Ancient Peach for years? If she finds it, Shur-Li's finished.
Uncle Wong:
Shirley who's finished?
Art Chew:
I thought you said her name was Helen?

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Waymon:
[about African American Roy Lee] His name's really Leroy but he thinks he's Chinese.

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