Keeping the Faith

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Release date 2000

Duration 128 min

Producer(s) Gary Barber, Roger Birnbaum, Stuart Blumberg...more

Director(s) Edward Norton...more Edward Norton...less

Writer(s) Stuart Blumberg...more Stuart Blumberg...less

Cast Ben Stiller, Edward Norton, Jenna Elfman...more

Genre Comedy, Drama,

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Keeping The Faith Quotes

Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
What could possibly be holding you back at this point?

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Anna Riley:
I haven't screamed that hard since the US hockey team beat the Russians.

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Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
[Omar bumps into Brian and Anna] Omar!
Omar:
[in Spanish] Sorry, father, hey she has a nice ass!
Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
[in Spanish] You're the expert, huh?

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Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
You're in love with her?
Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
[to himself] No one seems to have picked up on this. It's very strange.

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Indian Bartender:
I don't do penance, I do shots.

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Paulie Chopra:
I would like to thank you for telling me that story.
Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
Why?
Paulie Chopra:
Because now I have heard it all, and I can retire.

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Anna Riley:
[Brian dials Anna's phone number and hears her voice on the answering machine] Hi, this is Anna. Only three people have this number. If you're not one of them, leave me alone.

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Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
You must think I'm such an idiot!
Anna Riley:
No, Brian!
Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
No, no no, I think I'm an idiot!

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Anna Riley:
You look so hot in your suit, can I just tell you.
Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
Thank you. You look beautiful.
Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
Yeah, you really do.
Anna Riley:
Thanks, men!
Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
I don't know what it is.
Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
An absence of something.
Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
Yeah, the cell phone.
Anna Riley:
Uh, uh, uh. It's set to vibrate.
Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
Wow, that's... sexy.

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Ruth Schram:
Now you. Anyone new in your life I should know about?
Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
Wow, 20 minutes! I can't believe we made it this far.
Ruth Schram:
It's my God-given right to check. What about the Shapiro girl.
Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
Oh, no, not the Shapiro girl.
Ruth Schram:
Why not, she was a looker.
Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
It's not that, the problem was here.
Ruth Schram:
What? Bad skin?
Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
No, not bad skin.
Ruth Schram:
What then?
Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
Ok, you want an example? I take her out to dinner, I order dessert, she says she doesn't want any, I get pecan pie. She asks me for a bite, I give her a bite, her face swells up like a chipmunk, she looks at me and says, "Oh, my God, are there nuts in this?"
Ruth Schram:
So what?
Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
Mom! It was pecan pie.

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Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
He has a healthy self-confidence, I can tell from his posturing.

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Rachel Rose:
[to Brian and Anna] So how long have you two been together?
Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
Oh, right!
Anna Riley:
Oh, we go way back.
Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
Yeah, we've known each other since we were kids 'cause we grew up together and we connected again a couple months back this was and we just clicked, really unexpectedly.

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