Josh and S.A.M.

Josh and S.A.M.

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Release date 1993

Duration 96 min

Producer(s) Martin Brest, Allegra Clegg, Frank Deese...more

Director(s) Billy Weber...more Billy Weber...less

Writer(s) Frank Deese...more Frank Deese...less

Cast Jacob Tierney, Noah Fleiss, Martha Plimpton...more

Genre Adventure, Comedy, Fantasy,

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Josh And S.A.M. Quotes

Josh Whitney:
Dad is sending you off to fight a war just to he can send the buttholes to football camp.

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Delivery Man:
[Italian accent] Now de credit card, Jean Pierre LaTorette?
Josh Whitney:
Yeah, he's out in the field going to the bathroom. Yeah, he's out there in the field with diarrhea.
Delivery Man:
Diarrhea?
Josh Whitney:
Diarrhea.
Deliver Man:
That's nice.

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Josh Whitney:
I made it all up.
Alison:
Even the Liberty Maid?
Josh Whitney:
Yes, I got your hair and red hat off a juice box.
Alison:
Lord almighty, I've met my maker.

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Derek Baxter:
This is that kid, isn't it? This is that damn kid, isn't it?

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[last lines]
Sam Whitney:
Last night, Dad left his safe open and there was a file inside.
Josh Whitney:
So?
Sam Whitney:
It was about you.

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Josh Whitney:
Sam you're a genius!
Sam Whitney:
Yeah well it's not my fault. They made me that way.

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Josh Whitney:
Dad can I be excused?
Thom:
For God's sake, Josh, clean your plate! [Josh stands up and scoops all the food off his plate]
Josh Whitney:
Is that clean enough?
Thom:
Go to your room.
Josh Whitney:
You're *in* my damn room!

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Josh Whitney:
Doesn't it make you feel sad inside?
Sam Whitney:
Genetically altered inside. I'm all metal and wires. It's cold. I don't feel things the way you do.

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Derek Baxter:
I knew it!
Josh Whitney:
Knew what Mr. Baxter?
Derek Baxter:
Don't call me that, Josh, call me Dad.

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Josh Whitney:
What can I do? I'm a wanted man with a screwed up brother.

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