John Tucker Must Die

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Release date 2006

Duration 89 min

Producer(s) Michael Birnbaum, Bob Cooper, Marc S. Fischer...more

Director(s) Betty Thomas...more Betty Thomas...less

Writer(s) Jeff Lowell...more Jeff Lowell...less

Cast Jesse Metcalfe, Brittany Snow, Ashanti...more

Genre Comedy,

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Kate:
I have to pee.

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John Tucker:
Maybe I come on too strong, but... I don't know who else to be. I just have to put my whole heart into things.

John Tucker:
Did you write down my number yesterday? Because I didn't get a call last night..
Kate:
Well I didn't have a pen.. [walks away]

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Scott:
I don't think she's your type...
John Tucker:
Girl is my type!

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Kate:
[narrating] I wish it could just be simple, like a retro pop song, "I want you to want me." Boom. End of story. We all live happily ever after. But it is never really like that, is it?

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Coach Williams:
Jennifer, Allison, Molly, Sarah, Denise, and Kimmy? This side?
Beautiful Girl #1:
My name is Lucretia.

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Carrie:
[sees the entire basketball team wearing thongs] Unbelievable.
Beth:
[on phone, angrily] I'd hit him with my car if he wouldn't make body casts a fashion statement.

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Kate:
You're Heather right? I'm Kate.
Heather:
So?

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Kate:
[referring to his lab partner Alex] How exactly did he get burned?
Scott:
There's indisputable evidence, that I might have caused the explosion... and actually, he will tell you that it's my fault... but clearly I said to him "Dear God, MAN, you are on fire... RUN for your life."

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Skip #1:
I
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am
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going
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to
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be
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your
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new
Skip #6:
FAZZA!

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John Tucker:
So did you like the flowers?
Kate:
Sure, if you're into that kinda thing.
John Tucker:
Well, cuz, you know, I didn't get a call...
Kate:
I didn't have a pen.

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Kate:
I don't get it. I mean, these girls all seem so confident and cool. How do they not know that John's cheating on all of them?
Crying Waitress:
He's a total operator. He goes out with girls from different cliques so that they never actually talk to each other. [chuckles]
Crying Waitress:
And then he tells them that his father won't let him date during basketball season so they'll have to keep it a secret.
Kate:
How'd you learn all this stuff?
Crying Waitress:
[sobbing] I don't know, just a guess. [runs away crying]

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