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Release date 1977

Duration 94 min

Producer(s) Clarence Avant, Jeff Bushelman, Wendell Franklin...more

Director(s) Horace Jackson...more Horace Jackson...less

Writer(s) Horace Jackson...more Horace Jackson...less

Cast Marie O'Henry, Renny Roker, Candi Keath...more

Genre Movies,

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Joey:
Welcome to Hollywood Minute. I am name.

Joey:
They canceled my show! People thought it was disgusting. Jeez, you defecate on one corpse...

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Joey:
I'm gay for David Cassidy!

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Joey:
Did you know that the girl next door was married?
Michael:
I can't talk to that girl. Sssshhhe makes my stutter come back.

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Gina:
You have very beautiful hair.
Alex:
Oh, well thank you!
Gina:
[handing Alex her card] If you're ever thinking about selling it, you give me a call.

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Michael:
I'm 20 years old, you know? I'm too old to be living with my mom. All the kids at school make fun of me. And it's not like they're the cool kids. They're not quarterbacks. They're engineers.

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Gina:
[Joey's teaching Michael how to meet women] That should be easy: "How you doin'?" "How you doin'?" "How you doin'?"
Joey:
Hey, it worked on all your friends.

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Michael:
You know what it's like to have someone who's like you, but just a little bit better?
Joey:
Yeah. Johnny Depp.

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Joey:
I just wish I had a regular place where I could go and meet women.
Michael:
You could go to bars.
Joey:
Nah, I'm getting too old for that. Plus I'm not great at telling whether or not they're gay bars before I go in. Oh by the way, if Ramon calls, I am not here.

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Joey:
Michael, you have to seize this moment. The love between two nerds is a rare and fragile thing.
Michael:
I want to. I can't go against the rules without a motion being passed.
Joey:
So, I'll make a motion.
Michael:
You're not a member. There's an approval process.
Joey:
Well, I motion you suspend it on account of me being the sole payer of rent for the book club's headquarters.
Michael:
I second the motion. The motion is passed
Joey:
I motion for a presidential exemption to the no-dating rule.
Michael:
I second the motion. The motion is passed.
Joey:
I motion that you and me eat that entire ice cream cake right now.
Michael:
Motion denied.
Joey:
Mr. Chairman, you're out of order!

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Michael:
Did you know that the laws of physics suggest that the curve ball is actually impossible?
Joey:
Why do you have to ruin stuff like that? Huh? The curve ball is impossible. Don't eat that, it's solid mold. That's not a dog, it's a possum. Stop letting it lick your face. Why?

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Joey:
I can't believe it! I've over understudied!

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