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Release date 2001

Duration 98 min

Producer(s) Kenneth Atchity, Kimberly Brent, Matthew Gross...more

Director(s) John Pasquin...more John Pasquin...less

Writer(s) John Scott Shepherd...more John Scott Shepherd...less

Cast Tim Allen, Julie Bowen, Kelly Lynch...more

Genre Comedy, Romance,

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Joe Somebody Quotes

Joe:
We gotta get you back to school.
Natalie Scheffer:
DAD, I really wanna talk about this!
Natalie Scheffer:
You know that big jerk took it easy on you, right? What makes you think he wont kill you this time? HUH? Natalie; DAD!
Joe:
You mad your point!
Natalie Scheffer:
GOOD.

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Joe Scheffer:
I'm looking for Meg Harper, apartment 508.
Old Man:
Oh, she's up on the roof.
Joe Scheffer:
Are you sure?
Old Man:
Son, I'm a 82 year old man, and she's a 31 year old woman. Trust me. I know where she is.

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Joe:
[Looking in the mirror] What do you want? [vomits]
Joe:
*Now* what do you want?

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Natalie Scheffer:
HEY, that guy is an ass-wipe!
Joe:
NATALIE...
Natalie Scheffer:
Sorry, I meant "ass-guy".

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Natalie Scheffer:
[gets out of the car after Joe gets punched by Mark] LEAVE HIM ALONE, DIRTBAG!
Joe:
Don't call anybody a dirtbag.
Natalie Scheffer:
Daddy, are you okay? You're bleeding.
Joe:
I'm good. I just tripped! I'm okay. Let's go...

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Joe:
Your become a farmer?
Rick:
No, Joe, I'm an actor dressed as a farmer... for an audition.
Joe:
Sorry.

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Joe:
Can you show me some of that Crouching Dragon, Hidden Tiger stuff?

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Natalie Scheffer:
[on the phone with Joe] Dad, just tell me something. Is it you don't wanna see me. Or is it you don't want me to see you?
Joe:
Yes... Yes to the second one.
Natalie Scheffer:
[crying] DAD, just please let me come over. Just for a little while...
Joe:
It's okay. Everything's all right. I'm just sittin' here drowning my sorrows in a - a quart of Ben and Jerrys Chunky Monkey.

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Joe:
You talkin' to me?

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[after getting hit by trainer]
Joe:
Do people ever come back here?

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