Jeffrey

Jeffrey

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Jeffrey Vital Stats

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Release date 1995

Duration 92 min

Producer(s) Mark Balsam, Barbara Epstein, Harry Knapp...more

Director(s) Christopher Ashley...more Christopher Ashley...less

Writer(s) Paul Rudnick, Paul Rudnick...more Paul Rudnick, Paul Rudnick...less

Cast Steven Weber, Peter Jaconson, Tom Cayler...more

Genre Comedy,

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Jeffrey Quotes

TV Reporter:
So what happens after today's parade?
Sterling:
Angelique is going to remove her penis!
Mrs. Marcangelo:
It's coming *right* off!

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Darius:
I love the Nutcracker. You know when I was a kid I was always afraid of the dancing mice. Now I'm a cat.
Sterling:
His therapist is ecstatic.

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Skip Winkley:
Who is your biggest sexual fantasy?
Barney's Waiter:
[wipes the side of his mouth seductively] Den-ZEL Washington.
Jeffrey:
The guy at the gym.
Sterling:
Yoko Ono. [everyone looks at Sterling with a suprised look]
Sterling:
To see the apartment!

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Sterling:
Two cappuccinos. Thank you, darling. Big kiss. The earring - fun... last year.

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Dave:
Hi, my name is Dave and I am sexually compulsive.

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[Father Dan has just tried to kiss Jeffrey]
Jeffrey:
Wait! You're really a priest?
Father Dan:
Of course.
Jeffrey:
But... I mean, aren't you supposed to be straight and celibate?
Father Dan:
Maybe you didn't hear me. I'm a CATHOLIC priest. Historically, that falls somewhere between chorus boy and florist.

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Darius:
Who's Martha Stewart?
Sterling:
She writes picture books about gracious living. Martha says that nothing else matters if you can do a nice dried floral arrangement. I worship her.
Darius:
And, um, who's Ann Miller?
Sterling:
Leave this house.

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[Regarding his brush with Mother Theresa]
Jeffrey:
She looked good.
Sterling:
Please, she's had work done.

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Jeffrey:
I will find a substitute for sex. Sex Lite. Sex Helper. I Can't Believe It's Not Sex!

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Jeffrey:
But Darius is a dancer. He's in "Cats."
Sterling:
Exactly. I said you needed a boyfriend, not a person.

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