Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity

Jeff Dunham: Spark Of Insanity Vital Stats

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Release date 2007

Duration 80 min

Producer(s) David Black, Sidney Lumet, Lilith Jacobs...more

Director(s) ...more

Writer(s) ...more

Cast Jeff Dunham, Paige Dunham...more

Genre Comedy,

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Jeff Dunham: Spark Of Insanity Quotes

 Jeff Dunham:
So, you're a terrorist?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
Yes. I am a terrorist.
Jeff Dunham:
What kind of terrorist?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
A terrifying... terrorist. [laughter]
Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
Are you scared?
Jeff Dunham:
Not really, no. [Achmed growls]
Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
And now?
Jeff Dunham:
Not really, no.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
Hu-HA! [laughter]
Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
[hopeful] How about now?
Jeff Dunham:
No.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
God damn it. [laughter]
Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
[realizing] Oh! I mean, uh... "Allah" damn it. [laughter]
 

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 Jeff Dunham:
José?
José Jalapeño:
¿Sí, Señor?
José Jalapeño:
Are you legal to be in this country?
José Jalapeño:
Sí, Señor, I have my green card.
Peanut:
Yeah? Well, where is your green card?
José Jalapeño:
It's in my other stick. [Peanut and Jeff look at José, and then at José's stick and then at each other]
Peanut:
Did you know he had another stick?
Jeff Dunham:
I had no idea.
Peanut:
You know what that means?
Jeff Dunham:
What?
Peanut:
It means that one comes out! [Peanut examines José's stick again]
Peanut:
Oh, my God!
Jeff Dunham:
What?
Peanut:
I thought it was just stuck up his ass!
Jeff Dunham:
What's wrong?
Peanut:
He doesn't have an ass! He's just a jalapeño!
José Jalapeño:
On a stick!
Peanut:
I know!
 

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