Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

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Release date 2001

Duration 104 min

Producer(s) Jonathan Gordon, Laura Greenlee, Scott Mosier...more

Director(s) Kevin Smith...more Kevin Smith...less

Writer(s) Kevin Smith, Kevin Smith...more Kevin Smith, Kevin Smith...less

Cast Jason Mewes, Kevin Smith, Ben Affleck...more

Genre Adventure,

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Jay:
[singing] Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, / Mother, mother fuck, / Mother, mother fuck, fuck / Mother fuck, mother fuck, / Noise noise noise, / 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4, / Noise, noise noise / Smokin' weed, smokin' wizz, / Doin' coke, drinkin' beers, / Drinkin' beers, beers, beers, / Rollin' fattys, smokin' blunts, / Who smokes the blunts? / We smoke the blunts. / Rollin' blunts and smokin'...
Teen #2:
Uh, let me get a nickel bag.
Jay:
[singing] / Fifteen bucks, little man, / Put that shit in my hand, / If that money doesn't show, / Then you owe me, owe me, owe, / My jungle love, yeah, / Owe-ee, owe-ee, owe, / I think I want to know ya, know ya, / Yeah, what?
Teen #1:
What the hell are you singing?
Jay:
You don't know "Jungle Love?" That shit is the mad notes. Written by God herself and sent down to the greatest band in the world: The mother-fucking Time.
Teen #2:
You mean the guys in that Prince movie? [Silent Bob points to the two teens]
Teen #1:
Yeah, Purple Rain.
Teen #2:
Man, that shit was so gay - fucking eighties style.

Chrissy:
Kaboom, you little stoner fucks!

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[Chrissy breaks wind loudly in the diamond vault, causing the alarms to go off]
Chrissy:
Holy Fuck! The little stoner was right!

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Jay:
And I can't believe fine-ass bitches like yourselves eat that shit. Don't you know fast food makes girls fart?
Brent:
[getting into the van] Say, what's all this talk about farting?

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[singing outside the Stop N Go]
Jay:
I'm gonna finger-bang her tight little asshole / Finger-bang and tea-bag my balls / Where, where, in her mouth / Balls a-plenty in her mouth / Balls Balls Sweaty Balls

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Jay:
If today is Tuesday and the movie starts filming on Friday, we have... [counting his fingers, holds up ten]
Jay:
...eight days.
Holden:
Uh, three by my count, but close.
Jay:
Right. My bad. Three days to stop that fucking movie from getting made. Come on, Silent Bob. We're going to Hollywood!

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Steve-Dave Pulasti:
[at Brodie's Secret Stash] Boy, Walt. This store sure does suck ass, doesn't it?
Walt "Fanboy" Grover:
Tell him, Steve-Dave.
Brodie:
You're both banned.
Steve-Dave Pulasti:
Holy Shit. Un-ban us. This guy'll suck your dick.
Brodie:
I'm sure he will.
Walt "Fanboy" Grover:
[Steve-Dave is forcing him onto his knees] NO!

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Hitchhiker:
[explaining why he gives head for rides] Have you seen the price of bus tickets lately. There's no way I'm gonna cough up 200 bucks just to get to Chicago.
Jay:
Fuck that, I don't wanna cough up some dude's sperm.
Hitchhiker:
Don't be so suburban. It's the new millennium. Gay, straight... it's all the same now. There are no more lines.

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James Van Der Beek:
[about "Dawson's Creek"] You actually watch that show?
Jay:
Yeah, for Joey, man. She is too fine. Did you ever get to 3rd base with her?
James Van Der Beek:
Well, actually there was this one time...

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Jay:
So all we's gotta do is stop this fuckin' movie from getting made!
Holden:
Yeah, and forego the hundreds of thousands of dollars you would be entitled to in the process. What are you, fucking retarded? I mean, I don't think I'm alone in the world in imagining this flick may be the worst idea since Greedo shooting first. You know it, but... a Jay and Silent Bob movie? Feature length? Who'd pay to see that? [Holden, Jay, and Bob look into the camera]

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Randal Graves:
See? If you were funnier than that, ABC wouldn't have cancelled us.

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Jay:
[singing] I can't believe I'm gonna get some pussy for stealin' the monkey. [laughs]
Jay:
Stealin' the little monkey. Man, if I woulda known that, I would have been stealin' monkeys since I was like, seven and shit.

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