It Takes Two

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Release date 1988

Duration 81 min

Producer(s) Robert Lawrence, Steve Nicolaides...more

Director(s) David Beaird...more David Beaird...less

Writer(s) Richard Christian Matheson, Thomas E. Szollosi...more

Cast George Newbern, Leslie Hope, Kimberly Foster...more

Genre Movies,

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Mr. Kensington:
[as he as Clarice take their first few steps down the aisle] Who would have though my first little girl would be the last to get married?
Clarice Kensington:
[chuckles, the exasperated] Aw, Daddy... shut up! [short huff]
Clarice Kensington:
Enough of this.

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Harry Butkis Jr.:
[after Alyssa posing as Amanda gets off the phone with Amanda posing as Alyssa] New kids aren't allowed to use the phone. Butkis rules.

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[Diane and Alyssa see a horse-drawn carriage, and Alyssa gets on]
Diane Barrows:
Oh, no. NOT another horse!
Alyssa Calloway:
Diane, come *on*!
Diane Barrows:
Fine. [she gets into the carriage]
Diane Barrows:
Where is the driver? [she notices that the driver is at the hot dog stand, eating hot dogs]
Diane Barrows:
Oh! Hey, Buddy! Listen, you've gotta take us to St. Bart's right away, it's an emergency!
Horse Driver:
[through a mouthful of hot dog] We're closed, miss. I'm on my break! [Diane turns to Alyssa, and makes a gesture telling her to get in the driver's seat and take the reins, both of which Alyssa does, and Diane gets in the passenger seat and turns angrily to the driver]
Diane Barrows:
[sarcastically] I wanna thank you for all your help, Bud!
Alyssa Calloway:
[whips the reins] HYAH! [the horse runs off, pulling the carriage, but Diane falls backwards into the seat]
Horse Driver:
[notices and runs after his horse] Hey. Hey, lady! Hey, that's... [spits out his mouthful, then screams after them]
Horse Driver:
THAT'S MY HORSE!

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Amanda Lemmon:
[as Alyssa] I'm just so terribly relieved that you're not... pissed.
Vincenzo:
...Pissed, Miss?

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Diane Barrows:
[surprised that Amanda and Alyssa are identical] This is amazing.
Vincenzo:
Yeah. And it's weird, too. Now, I understand that through some, uh, some simple mix-up, that Alyssa is in a care of child's services. Now, I've been authorized to tell you, that if I get her back right away, there'll be no legal entanglements.
Diane Barrows:
Um, you see, she's not exactly with me, here.
Vincenzo:
What?
Diane Barrows:
She's been... Well, she was adopted.
Vincenzo:
Well, then you'd better unadopt her, quick! Mr. Callaway's gettin' married in 90 minutes at St. Bartholomew's! He's expecting his daughter to be there, his *real* daughter.
Diane Barrows:
*90 minutes*?
Vincenzo:
Yeah.
Diane Barrows:
Well, I can't even get to Staten Island and back in 90 minutes!
Vincenzo:
Well, may I suggest that you go really, *really* fast? [he writes down a number]
Vincenzo:
Here. If you get into any trouble, call this number. [he hands it to Diane]
Vincenzo:
Ask for Lou! [he leaves, and Diane looks at the number]
Diane Barrows:
Lou. Lou Who?

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Radio Announcer:
Lots of tie-ups this mornin'. It's 20 minutes for the Lincoln, 10 for the Holland. The B.Q.E. is backed up for about 2 miles, and if you're takin' the Van Wyck, better allow an extra 15. Whateva ya do, stay outta midtown. It's gonna be wall-to-wall limos as socialite Clarice Kensington finally lands her man!

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Roger Callaway:
[Amanda, as Alyssa, bangs a tune on the piano] Do you think maybe my daughter's asking for a little attention?
Vincenzo:
I'd say she's demanding it.
Roger Callaway:
[as Amanda bangs the final notes] Hmm.

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Vincenzo:
My god - you're *not* Alyssa!
Amanda Lemmon:
Nope. Name's Amanda, put 'er there! [shakes Vincenzo's hand]
Vincenzo:
Identical strangers? Holy mackerel, that's amazing!
Amanda Lemmon:
Yeah, and it's weird, too!

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Diane Barrows:
Guys like him like girls with food names: Cookie, Muffin, Candy... They don't marry girls like me.

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Amanda Lemmon:
This orphan stuff is like growing up in the dog-pound. Everybody wants a puppy.

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Diane Barrows:
I can't believe you talked me into this!
Alyssa Calloway:
You're too tense. Relax.
Diane Barrows:
Oh, I've got a thousand pounds of wild animal under my butt and she says relax!

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Diane Barrows:
You should really put iodine on your butt... cut.

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