Intolerable Cruelty

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Release date 2003

Duration 100 min

Producer(s) John Cameron, Ethan Coen, Sean Daniel...more

Director(s) Joel Coen, Ethan Coen...more Joel Coen, Ethan Coen...less

Writer(s) Robert Ramsey, Matthew Stone, John Romano...more

Cast George Clooney, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Geoffrey Rush...more

Genre Comedy, Romance,

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Miles Massey:
Are you... Wheezy Joe?

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Wrigley:
Thank God you have the pre-nup.
Miles Massey:
I have no pre-nup.
Wrigley:
You have no pre-nup.
Miles Massey:
I have no pre-nup.
Howard D. Doyle:
[distorted] You have no pre-nup.
Wrigley, Miles Massey:
Aaaaaagh!

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Wee Kirk Priest:
Are you rentin' kilts?

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Miles Massey:
You're looking well, Marilyn.
Marylin Rexroth:
Hello Miles.
Miles Massey:
Obscene wealth becomes you.
Marylin Rexroth:
I should have known you'd be here.
Miles Massey:
Be here? I'm the key note speaker.
Marylin Rexroth:
How nice for you.
Miles Massey:
"Nailing Your Spouse's Assets".
Marylin Rexroth:
Excuse me?
Miles Massey:
My speech.
Marylin Rexroth:
Oh... Oh, I'm sure you'll bring the house down.
Miles Massey:
It's an easy crowd. At this point, I think you're probably the only person I can't teach anything to.
Marylin Rexroth:
Really?

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Miles Massey:
I saw an ad in the paper. "No-fault divorce. Two week divorce without a lawyer". Made me sick to my stomach. No-fault divorce.

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Howard D. Doyle:
I love you. I trust you.
Miles Massey:
It's the pre-nup. Brilliant.

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Miles Massey:
Dump him. You can't nail his ass.
Marylin Rexroth:
Is that all?
Miles Massey:
No, that's not all. [kisses her]

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Miles' Receptionist:
Mr. Massey?
Miles Massey:
Please, no calls. I'm feeling a little fragile.
Miles' Receptionist:
I'm sorry, Mr. Massey, but I felt certain you'd want to know. Marilyn Rexroth wants to see you.
Miles Massey:
Marilyn? Uh... When did she...?
Miles' Receptionist:
She's here now.
Miles Massey:
Is she armed? [laughs]
Miles Massey:
Give me a minute. [gargles and looks at himself in the mirror]
Miles Massey:
Marilyn... how nice of you to. Marilyn... shame on you. Marilyn... what a lovely surprise. [opening the door]
Miles Massey:
Marilyn, what a pleasure... [seeing Howard]
Miles Massey:
Who the hell are you?
Marylin Rexroth:
Hello, Miles. So nice of you to see us.

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Marylin Rexroth:
You could see people.
Sarah Sorkin:
Palimony. Son of a bitch Marvin Mitchelson. I'm telling you, honey, getting laid is financial Russian Roulette.

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Sarah Sorkin:
Well, I think it stinks. They left you with nothing. Makes you wonder about the entire legal system. Like Rodney... Whatshisname.

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Miles Massey:
A husband? That's an unusual request. Did she specify what kind of a husband she was looking for?
Freddy Bender:
Objection!
Judge Marva Munson:
Grounds?
Freddy Bender:
Uh... Hearsay.
Miles Massey:
On second hand, Your Honor, this is direct testimony about the Baron's own conversation.
Judge Marva Munson:
I'm going to allow it.
Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy:
She said she wanted a very rich husband. She wanted to know the businesses and the wealthses... wealthses... can I say it... wealthses of our various eligible guests.

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Wrigley:
You had a guy break into her house and photograph her address book?
Miles Massey:
No, Wrigley. I happened to let a man know that I was interested in her address book.

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