Date created: April 2010
Release date 2007
Duration 127 min
Producer(s) Brandon Baker, Uwe Boll, Dan Clarke...more
Director(s) Uwe Boll...more
Writer(s) Doug Taylor, Jason Rappaport, Dan Stroncak...more
Cast Jason Statham, Leelee Sobieski, John Rhys-Davies...more
[At dinner] Norick, this is a pleasant surprise. You should stop by more often.
Well, I figured Farmer saw enough of this and thought he could use a little break.
Norick thinks father should give up farming and join the king's army. [Solana gasps]
Now hold on Zeph, I didn't say that exactly!
He says that the soldiers make alot of money.
[to Farmer] Now you are not considering this, are you?
You're my family! I would never leave you. Does that answer your question, Norick?
Well, we were just talking, thank you very much, just talking.
Everyone has their talents. "Just talking" seems to be yours. [Zeph chuckles]
[to Zeph] Just ratting on his friend seems to be YOURS! [laughs]
Now give me the chicken.
[laughing] Don't give him the chicken.
Give me the chicken! [Holds chicken making chomping noises]
Arf! Arf! Arf!
Tarish! Prepare your troops to ride! Hordes of Krug are ransacking the land! Oh, the sun is blistering my skin.
What is this nonsense you speak?
Just do as you're commanded.
I listen only to the king.
It might behoove you to learn a little respect!
[Walks away] Respect is earned.
[chuckles] You are mistaken! Respect is my BIRTH RIGHT!
I knew you'd come.
I told you I would.
I mean, I felt it. I felt it before you came.
You are developing your powers well, Muriella. Our time together is paying off!