In the Army Now

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Release date 1994

Duration 91 min

Producer(s) Nicholas Hassitt, Michael Rotenberg, Cyrus I. Yavneh...more

Director(s) Daniel Petrie Jr....more Daniel Petrie Jr....less

Writer(s) Steve Zacharias, Jeff Buhai, Robbie Fox...more

Cast Pauly Shore, Andy Dick, Lori Petty...more

Genre Comedy,

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Bones:
We're the few. The proud. The WATERBOYS!

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[Bones is mishandling a bazooka]
Sgt. Ladd:
See the picture on the front of this weapon? It's put there for privates like you... It's idiot-proof.

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Jack:
It's the ocean! it's the ocean!

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Bones:
I've seen lots of camel toes before, but never on a camel!

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Bones:
I don't know. How does it feel to be a dick, dick?

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[Bones, Fred, Christine, and Jack are in their tent at night]
Bones:
Hey this reminds me of camp... John Jacob Jingle Himenschmidt [Fred, Christine, Bones, and Jack sing the rest]
Bones, Christine, Jack, and Fred:
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA! John...
Other Troops:
SHUT UP! [silence]

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[under the effects of morphine]
Sgt. Stern:
Dad, why can't I go to ballet class? Teacher said I'm a natural.

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Bones:
Can I call you 'General Sweetpants'?

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Sgt. Ladd:
Drop down and give me twenty!
Bones:
Here. Take the whole wallet.

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Sgt. Stern:
Absolutely, the morphine the better!

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Bones:
Actually, I wish you WERE my "first" sergeant, but I already had a couple before you.

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Sgt. Ladd:
This is exactly like practice, except this is a real live grenade. You will do exactly as you have been trained.
Bones:
Yes, Drill Seargent!
Sgt. Ladd:
When I give the command to execute, you will drop the pin and throw the grenade.
Bones:
Yes, Drill Seargent!
Sgt. Ladd:
Drop the pin, throw the grenade!
Bones:
Yes, Drill Seargent!
Sgt. Ladd:
Execute.
Bones:
[Drops grenade and throws pin]
Sgt. Ladd:
Move it!
Bones:
Thank you, Drill Seargent, you saved my life. I owe you one.
Sgt. Ladd:
No, you owe me fifty!

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