If Looks Could Kill

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Release date 1986

Duration 90 min

Producer(s) Chuck Vincent...more Chuck Vincent...less

Director(s) Chuck Vincent...more Chuck Vincent...less

Writer(s) Craig Horrall...more Craig Horrall...less

Cast Kimberly Lambert, Tim Gail, Alan Fisler...more

Genre Movies,

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[one of Steranko's guards tosses Michael a suit]
Cell Guard:
Put that on. You're having dinner with Steranko in ten minutes.
Michael Corben:
Jerk. If he thinks I'm wearin' this army surplus reject, he can forget it. It's not my style.
Mariska:
Michael, number one, this is a very nice Armani suit. And number two, you have no style.

Haywood:
[on speakerphone with Mrs. Grober] We're grateful for your linguistic services, but at this point Corben will just have to go it alone.
Mrs Grober:
Well then somebody has to call home. You must call his mother.
Haywood:
Mrs. Grober? Do you know... Mother?
Mrs Grober:
I certainly do. [Haywood eyes Larabee, who nervously shakes his head]
Mrs Grober:
And despite what you are saying, if I don't have Michael Corben by the end of this week, she is going to be one very unhappy lady!
Haywood:
Is that a threat, Mrs. Grober?
Mrs Grober:
French teachers do not threaten, Monsieur. They say, "S'il vous plait."

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Michael Corben:
Listen, I'm an American citizen and I know my rights.
Richardson:
Oh, now, Corben, don't go asking for special privileges.
Michael Corben:
I wanna speak to the American embassy.
Richardson:
Relax, they already know you're here.
Michael Corben:
What'd they say?
Richardson:
They wished you good luck.

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Michael Corben:
I'm real sorry. I don't know what to say, y'know?
Herb Corben:
You don't know what to say? I'll tell you what to say. How 'bout, "Sorry, Mom and Dad, I would've liked to have graduated high school, but I couldn't really fit it into my dating and partying schedule," huh? Or, how 'bout, "Sorry but I was too busy doing jack shit instead of going to my French class!"
Marge:
Herb, take a pill.

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Augustus Steranko:
You! Who are you? Who sent you? How are you associated with Michael Corben?
Mrs Grober:
I-I'm Patricia Grober. I work for the Detroit municipal school system. Michael Corben is my student. Are you satisfied?
Augustus Steranko:
Don't toy with me, French Teacher!

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Michael Corben:
So basically, you want me to blaze down to Aurnberg, hang out for a while, right? And keep an eye on this Steranko guy?
Vendetta Galante:
More or less.
Michael Corben:
Uh-huh. In this car?
Vendetta Galante:
Good luck.
Richardson:
Yes. Godspeed.
Michael Corben:
So, I can drive this baby outta here right now, right? Without you guys?
Richardson:
Um... yes.

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[Kent notices Mariska during the car chase]
Kent:
Look at that babe!
Mrs Grober:
Kent, stop looking at babes!

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[Michael is on the phone with British Intelligence]
Lt. Col. Larabee:
Listen to me carefully, Corben. An operative will be meeting you on the plane.
Michael Corben:
Yeah, right. Gimme a break. I know who this is. If you guys are on a speakerphone, tell your sister she has nice tits.
Haywood:
Oh, really, Corben! We shan't do anything of the kind.

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Michael Corben:
What'd I miss?
Kent:
Eh, some crap about our future.

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[on the phone]
Marge:
Hello, Michael, it's mother.
Agent Corben:
Hello Mother.
Marge:
Listen, honey, I forgot to tell you, pick up an extra bottle of Chanel when you go shopping, grandma will want one too.
Agent Corben:
Chanel? Shopping? Grandma?
Marge:
That's right. Michael you sound tired, try to get some sleep on the plane.
Agent Corben:
Ok?
Marge:
Bye sweetheart, we miss you sweetie. [makes kissing noises into the phone]

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Areola Canastra:
Bonjour, Mousier Corben.
Michael Corben:
Uh, Boner. I mean Suior.

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Melissa Tyler:
Oh my god, we're all gonna die!
Kent:
No, we're not! Corbin's here!
Melissa Tyler:
That's what I meant!

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