Date created: April 2010
Release date 2007
Duration 94 min
Producer(s) Adam Brightman, Lance Crouther, Chris Rock...more
Director(s) Chris Rock...more
Writer(s) Chris Rock, Louis C.K., Eric Rohmer...more
Cast Chris Rock, Kerry Washington, Gina Torres...more
You know, some people say life is short and that you could get hit by a bus at any moment and that you have to live each day like it's your last. Bullshit. Life is long. You're probably not gonna get hit by a bus. And you're gonna have to live with the choices you make for the next fifty years.
Before you get married you get calls like...
I can't wait to suck your dick.
After you get married you get calls like...
I can't wait for you come home to see these drapes.