Date created: April 2010
Release date 2009
Duration 105 min
Producer(s) Darren M. Demetre, Karen Firestone, Ted Hamm...more
Director(s) Bob Gosse...more
Writer(s) Tucker Max, Tucker Max, Nils Parker...more
Cast Matt Czuchry, Traci Lords, Jesse Bradford...more
Greetings. Uh... the army men the good guys? I see you have some robot truck men here too. You shouldn't mix genres like that. It screws up your morale and jeopardizes the efficacy of your tactics. Okay, I guess we can work with it. What exactly are you playing?
Well, the GI Bobs are gonna surprise attack those Legos.
I know that you are but 7 years old. This rigmarole you have here just won't work. Your flanks are exposed. You're vulnerable to an enfilade from Lego artillery. I think it's time that you learn the proper way to set up an L-shaped ambush.
What's a flank?
It's a good thing I came.
Oh, I'm onto your game, De Nils. Diamonds are worthless other than the value attached to them by the silly tramps you have brain washed into thinking that diamonds equal love. Guess what, sluts? Your quest for the perfect princess cut supports terrorism and genocide. Congratulations, your avarice has managed to destroy an entire continent!