I Heart Huckabees

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Release date 2004

Duration 107 min

Producer(s) Gregory Goodman, Michael Kuhn, Scott Rudin...more

Director(s) David O. Russell...more David O. Russell...less

Writer(s) David O. Russell, Jeff Baena...more David O. Russell, Jeff Baena...less

Cast Jason Schwartzman, Isabelle Huppert, Dustin Hoffman...more

Genre Comedy,

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Bernard Jaffe:
If you look close enough you can't tell where my nose ends and space begins.

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Bernard Jaffe:
[grappling with removal men] Give me the teddy! [shouts]
Bernard Jaffe:
Give me the teddy!

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Albert Markovski:
That's bullshit because he doesn't care about things like this, where's the African guy, bring me the African guy, where's the African guy?
Brad Stand:
Dude, what're you talking about?
Albert Markovski:
Why does he get to write poetry? There's no Gazelles in North America Brad, just so you know, and the building squashing nature is my imagery, not yours, you don't write poetry

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Bernard Jaffe:
Say this blanket represents all the matter and energy in the universe, okay? This is me, this is you, And over here, this is the Eiffel Tower, right, it's Paris!

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Security Guard:
Hey, sign your bike out! Sign your bike out!

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[running away from Vivian and Bernard]
Tommy Corn:
I want my money back!
Albert Markovski:
Yeah, and if I weren't pro bono, I'd want MY money back!

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Vivian Jaffe:
Passive aggressive.
Brad Stand:
Shut up!
Bernard Jaffe:
Aggressive aggressive.

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Dawn Campbell:
There's glass between us. You can't deal with my infinite nature can you?
Brad Stand:
That is so not true. Wait, what does that even mean?

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Vivian Jaffe:
Why don't you just tell me what your situation is?
Albert Markovski:
Look, I'm not really sure I know exactly what you guys do around here, all right?
Vivian Jaffe:
Well, we'll investigate and solve your case.
Albert Markovski:
How?
Vivian Jaffe:
If you start a contact we'll follow you.
Albert Markovski:
You'll spy?
Vivian Jaffe:
Yes.
Albert Markovski:
On me?
Vivian Jaffe:
Yes.
Albert Markovski:
Will you be spying on me in the bathroom?
Vivian Jaffe:
Yes.
Albert Markovski:
In the bathroom?
Vivian Jaffe:
Yes.
Albert Markovski:
Why?
Vivian Jaffe:
There's nothing too small. You know when police find the slightest piece of DNA and build a case on it? If we might see you floss or masturbate that could be the key till your entire reality.

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Brad Stand:
Shania hates mayo all right, and she can't eat chicken salad, thats no joke. We gave it to her once, she threw up in the limo - the lady hates chicken salad. So I bring out a bunch of tuna fish sandwiches - she still doesn't believe me - I say, Shania, I'm allergic to mayo - which, by the way, is a lie. Shania still doesn't believe me so I eat two of the sandwiches in front of her to prove it. So she eats one and a half sandwiches, one and a half sandwiches... before she realizes, its chicken salad.

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Albert Markovski:
[to Vivian Jaffe] I can't believe you guys actually exist.

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Bernard Jaffe:
[points to zipper bag] All right, get in.
Albert Markovski:
You want me to get in?
Bernard Jaffe:
Mm-hm.
Albert Markovski:
So get in here?
Bernard Jaffe:
Yeah.
Albert Markovski:
What's gonna happen to me in there?
Bernard Jaffe:
You're gonna see.

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