Hot Shots!

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Release date 1991

Duration 84 min

Producer(s) Bill Badalato, Janet Graham, Stephen McEveety...more

Director(s) Jim Abrahams...more Jim Abrahams...less

Writer(s) Jim Abrahams, Pat Proft...more Jim Abrahams, Pat Proft...less

Cast Charlie Sheen, Cary Elwes, Valeria Golino...more

Genre Action, Comedy, War,

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Jim "Wash Out" Pfaffenbach:
You've got six bogies heading toward you! [sneezes on the radar screen]
Jim "Wash Out" Pfaffenbach:
Oh my God, a dozen more of them! And a blimp, a big, shiny blimp and it's slowly moving south!

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Kent Gregory:
[to the crowd assembled on the flight deck] Uh we're landing, do you wanna get out of the way?

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[Wash Out can't read the number on the runway he's landing on]
Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach:
I need clearance to land on runway thirty... thirty... something!
Air Controller:
Thirtysomething's been cancelled.

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Lt. Commander Block:
Yankee Doodle Floppy Disk, this is Foxtrot Zulu Milkshake, checking in at 700 feet, request permission to land.
Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach:
Roger that, Foxtrot Zulu Milkshake, you are cleared to land. Welcome to the Mediterranean!
Kent Gregory:
Wash Out, is that you?
Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach:
You bet, they put me in charge of radar! From now on, I'll be your eyes on the ground!

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Ramada Thompson:
What do you do with an elephant with 3 balls? Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

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[Pushing "Dead Meat" through the hospital to emergency]
Doctor:
Quick, nurse check his penis. See if it's longer than mine.

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Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach:
Looks like enemy aircraft at 12 o'clock.
Admiral Benson:
Really? 12 o'clock? Well, that gives us about... [checks his watch]
Admiral Benson:
25 minutes. Think I'll step out for a burger.

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Admiral Benson:
Thompson wasn't that good a pilot, anyway. He only had a small family. The kids are a pain in the ass. The wife's on the sauce. Hell, poor bastard's better off dead. What size shoes do you wear?
Lt. Commander Block:
A nine, sir.
Admiral Benson:
Good. It's settled then. We'll send Harley to the front.

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Topper Harley:
I've fallen for you like a blind roofer.
Ramada Thompson:
I'm sorry?
Topper Harley:
My heart is falling down around my ankles like a wet pair of pants. My whole life, all I've wanted to do is fly. Bomb stuff. Shoot people down.

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Topper Harley:
Mrs. Thompson, I know you must hate me right now but there's something I want you to have. I've been putting a little away for the past ten years. It's not much. 2500. I wish I could do more.
Mrs. Mary 'Dead Meat' Thompson:
Why, Topper. That's so sweet. Why, with the three million that I won on this Lucky Lotto ticket, I can take this 2500 and just blow it all on hats.

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[Jets start their engines]
Admiral Benson:
God, that's loud. My ear canals are very sensitive. They're stainless steel. Took a bullet in Corregidor. Passed straight through. [Admiral Benson takes a handkerchief and inserts it in his left ear passing it through his head and out the right ear]
Admiral Benson:
[air controller gets his earplugs out]
Air Controller:
We have these to hold down the sound, sir.
Admiral Benson:
Oh, good. Thanks. [Admiral Benson swallows the earplugs]
Admiral Benson:
Let's hope they do the trick.

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Ramada Thompson:
You were discharged from the service 18 months ago for willful insubordination. You disobeyed a direct order and lost a $13 million fighter in the process.
Topper Harley:
Yes, I did. But I'm paying it off at ten bucks a week. And I wouldn't be doing that if I'd gotten that extra collision coverage.

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