Hostel

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Release date 2005

Duration 94 min

Producer(s) Chris Briggs, Mike Fleiss, Daniel S. Frisch...more

Director(s) Eli Roth...more Eli Roth...less

Writer(s) Eli Roth...more Eli Roth...less

Cast Jay Hernandez, Derek Richardson, Eythor Gudjonsson...more

Genre Horror, Mystery,

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Josh:
Did we come all the way to Europe just to smoke pot? We did that everyday when we were in college. Why don't we go check out a museum or something?

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Paxton:
Snípur alert, 3 o'clock.

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Oli:
I'm the first in line for snípur.
Alex:
Snípur?
Paxton:
Oh, that's Icelandic for "clit".

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The American Client:
I've been all over the world. You know, I've been everywhere and the bottom line is: Pussy is pussy. You know, every strip club, every whore house, every... It's all the same shit. You know, I just fucked a girl two days ago and I don't even remember the color of her tits. But this... This is something you never forget, right? RIGHT?
Paxton:
Never...
The American Client:
Never, right.

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Paxton:
I hope bestiality is legal in Amsterdam, because that girl's a fuckin' hog.

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Oli:
Red-light district. Time for sneeper.

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Paxton:
...you need a fork there chief?
The Dutch Businessman:
No. I prefer to use my hands. I believe people have lost their relationship with food. They do not think "this is something that died for me so that I would not go hungry." I like that connection with something you die for. I appreciate it more.
Paxton:
Well I'm a vegetarian.
The Dutch Businessman:
I am a meat-eater. It is human nature.
Paxton:
Well I'm human and it's not my nature.
The Dutch Businessman:
[to Josh] Tell me... what is your nature...? [places his hand on Josh's leg]
Josh:
WHOA! Don't touch! Don't fucking touch me!
The Dutch Businessman:
[quickly gathering his things and moving out of the train compartment] Sorry, sorry...
Josh:
[still very weirded out] Fucking freak! Jesus! [Paxton and Oli both look at each-other and laugh hysterically]
Paxton:
[laughing] Edward Saladhands just groped Josh!
Oli:
[waving his fingers menacingly] Ooooooh...!
Paxton:
[still laughing] Dude, you finally hooked up, that's awesome!
Josh:
[still visibly pissed] Yeah, that's fucking hilarious.

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Josh:
You... Why?
The Dutch Businessman:
I always wanted to be a surgeon. But the boards would not pass me. Can you guess why? You see? So I went into business. But business is so boring. You buy things you sell them, you make money you spend money. What kind of life is that? A surgeon, he holds the very essence of life in his hands - your life. He touches it.
The Dutch Businessman:
He touches it. He has a relationship with it. He is part of it.
Josh:
Please just let me go, please...
The Dutch Businessman:
You want to go? Is that what you want?

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[in the torture chamber]
Josh:
Please! I have money! I'll fucking pay you! Ten times, two times - whatever you want!
The Dutch Businessman:
Pay me?
Josh:
Yeah!
The Dutch Businessman:
No one is paying me. In fact, I'm the one paying THEM!

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Josh:
[to Oli] Can't you keep your fucking Viking ass in your pants for two seconds?

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Svetlana:
[Surprised to see Paxton] Paxton. Come, have a drink.

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Paxton:
We can't rail a girl that's in a coma. I think that's illegal, even in Amsterdam.

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