Hancock

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Release date 2008

Duration 92 min

Producer(s) Ian Bryce, Allegra Clegg, Akiva Goldsman...more

Director(s) Peter Berg...more Peter Berg...less

Writer(s) Vincent Ngo, Vince Gilligan...more Vincent Ngo, Vince Gilligan...less

Cast Will Smith, Charlize Theron, Jason Bateman...more

Genre Action, Comedy, Crime,

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Hancock Quotes

Male Caller:
I, for one, have had enough of this guy. I'm glad he's doing time around bars, and I hope they don't let him off easy. Let my cousin Pookie out.
Female Caller:
This city is run by gangs and drug dealers. Hancock is the only guy who makes them shake in their boots. He doesn't always tie a pretty ribbon around it, but he gets the job done. Besides, he's hot.

Ray Embrey:
What about you, buddy? You're from another planet, aren't you?
Hancock:
No man, I'm from Miami.
Ray Embrey:
You didn't come on in, like, a meteor or...
Hancock:
Nope. Woke up at a hospital, first thing I remember.
Ray Embrey:
Government hospital. Yes? Experimenting on you and...
Hancock:
No, Ray. Regular old Miami emergency room.
Ray Embrey:
Come on.
Hancock:
Yeah, uh, my skull was fractured. They told me I tried to, uh, stop a mugging.
Ray Embrey:
Somebody knocked you out.
Hancock:
Guess I was a regular guy before and when I woke up, I was changed. Uh, and the hospital nurse tried to put a needle in my arm and it just broke against my skin. And then my skull healed, in, like in an hour. The doctors were astounded and, uh, they wanted to know my story. Just like you. But, uh, I couldn't tell 'em. I don't know who I am.
Mary Embrey:
Amnesia. You know, the blow to the head.
Hancock:
Yeah, well, that's what they figure.
Ray Embrey:
You don't remember anything?
Hancock:
No. Only thing I had in my pocket was bubble-gum, two movie tickets. Boris Karloff. Uh, Frankenstein. Uh... But no ID, nothing. I went to sign out. The, uh, nurse asked me for my John Hancock. And, uh... I actually thought that's who I was.

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Hancock:
You broke my glasses.
Asian Gang Member:
I'm sorry. Take my Ray Bans!

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Hancock:
If you don't move, your head is going up his ass. Y'all fellas sure you wanna ride this train?
Matrix:
Choo, choo, asshole... [Hancock shoves Matrix's head up into Man Mountain's ass]

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Mary Embrey:
[referring to Hancock] We broke up decades ago. Long before you were born. He just can't remember.
Ray Embrey:
But you can, right? You knew? That's something you might want to bring up on the first date, Mary. I don't like to travel, I'm allergic to cats, I'm immortal. Those are like some of the things you might want to give a little heads-up on.
Mary Embrey:
Whatever we are, we're built in twos. We're drawn together. No matter how far I run, he's always there! He finds me. It's physics.
Ray Embrey:
Wait, what are you saying? Are you saying you two are fated to be together?
Mary Embrey:
I've lived for a very long time, Ray. And the one thing I learned - fate doesn't decide everything. People get to choose.

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Ray Embrey:
Did you shove a man's head up another man's ass?
Hancock:
[nods]

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[first lines]
Police Officer:
All units. All units. Code 3 pursuit of 2-11 white SUV heading east on Alameda service road. Suspects: three Asian males. Request back-up immediately. Be advised. Shots fired. Shots fired.

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Ray Embrey:
My basic diagnosis of your fundamental problem is... do you want to hear it?
Hancock:
No.
Ray Embrey:
You're an asshole. I know. I call it like I see it, though. It's not a crime to be an asshole, but it's very counter-productive. Not a crime, but you are an asshole, don't you think?
Hancock:
Be careful.

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Hancock:
[reading prepared text] I apologize to the people of Los Angeles. My behavior has been improper and I accept the consequences. I ask my fellow Angelinos for their patience and understanding. Life here can be difficult for me. After all, I am the only one of my kind. During my incarceration, I will be participating in alcohol and anger management treatment. You deserve better from me. I can be better. I will be better.

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Ray Embrey:
[showing Hancock his uniform] For when they call.
Hancock:
I ain't wearing that, Ray.
Ray Embrey:
Yes, you are.
Hancock:
Oh no, I'm not.
Ray Embrey:
No, you are.
Hancock:
Actually, I'm not Ray.
Ray Embrey:
You think you're not, but you are.
Hancock:
I will fight crime butt-ass naked before I fight it in that, Ray.
Ray Embrey:
You know, you have fought naked. We got that. That's on Youtube.

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Ray Embrey:
[shows Hancock a comic book with a picture of a spandex clad superhero on it] What do you think of when you see this?
Hancock:
Homo.
Ray Embrey:
[shows him another comic with a hero in red spandex] And this?
Hancock:
Homo in red.
Ray Embrey:
[shows him a third comic with a blonde-haired hero] And this?
Hancock:
Norwegian homo.

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Hancock:
The way you deal with bullies - you take your right foot, bring it right up and catch him in his little piss pump.
Mary Embrey:
You don't have to do that, honey. Okay? Seriously.
Aaron Embrey:
It's a good idea.
Hancock:
You aim straight, make sure he can't use that thing for nothin' but a flap to keep the dust out of his butt crack.

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