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Release date 2006

Duration 106 min

Producer(s) Anna Boden, Charlie Corwin, Doug Dey...more

Director(s) Ryan Fleck...more Ryan Fleck...less

Writer(s) Ryan Fleck, Anna Boden...more Ryan Fleck, Anna Boden...less

Cast Ryan Gosling, Jeff Lima, Shareeka Epps...more

Genre Movies,

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Half Nelson Quotes

Dan:
Man... I'm sweating like George Bush on Judgment Day.

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Drey:
How does it feel when you smoke that stuff?

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Isabel:
Are you a communist?
Dan:
What?
Isabel:
I was looking through your books. Che in Africa?
Dan:
So?
Isabel:
The Communist Manifesto?
Dan:
If I had a copy of Mein Kampf, would that make me a Nazi?
Isabel:
[Eating leftover dinner] You know, this is really good. Very tasty.
Dan:
You should try it warm.
Isabel:
Well, you don't have a copy of Mein Kampf, but if you did, then yes, I'd ask if you were a Nazi.
Dan:
Maybe I'm hiding it.
Isabel:
Why would you hide it?
Dan:
'Cause it's just not cool to be a Nazi anymore, baby.

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Dan:
What're you doing here?
Rachel:
Came to check out some basketball. Heard this was the place.
Dan:
We need a little work, but we're having fun, so... yeah.
Rachel:
How are you?
Dan:
Same old, same old.
Rachel:
I'm happy to see you.
Dan:
It's good to see you, too. You look good.
Rachel:
Come on, I got fat.
Dan:
Oh, I know, but it looks great. You look healthy.
Rachel:
Do you wanna go get some...
Dan:
I can't. I got to...
Rachel:
Just like a quick coffee. I just want to...
Dan:
Get some coffee?
Rachel:
Yeah.
Dan:
I can't tonight. Do you wanna do it another night?
Rachel:
OK.
Dan:
OK. Hey. How's your mom?
Rachel:
Did you get my messages? [Walks away]

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[last lines]
Dan:
Knock, knock.
Drey:
Who's there?
Dan:
The Interrupting Cow.
Drey:
The Interrupting Cow, who?
Dan:
[realizing he's blown the joke] ... Moooooo.
Drey:
[laughing] That was horrible!

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Dan:
Second chances are rare, man. You ought to take better advantage of them.

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Dan:
I used to be so fucked. I used to be so fucked up. I was just out there. You know? But I fucking cleaned up. I cleaned up, [snorts a line of cocaine]
Dan:
For the most part. I do it now to get by, but I can handle it. You know what I mean? I tried the rehab thing. I tried it. But it didn't work, Didn't work. It works for some people. My ex girlfriend is getting married. That's how it works for some people. Right? Didn't work for me. The kids keep me focused. And I...

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Dan:
Who might say that Aristotle's wrong, right? But that doesn't make any sense; these things need each other. The idea that... that all God's creations are perfect, perfect - so just to suggest that - that a tree it's - it's crooked and it's straight... it's strong and it's weak... is to suggest that - that God created something imperfect. They do however acknowledge it in people; we are sinners but we can strive to be good just not in nature itself I guess.

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[from trailer]
Dan:
The sun goes up and then it comes down, but everytime that happens what do you get? You get a new day.

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