Half Baked

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Release date 1998

Duration 82 min

Producer(s) Julia Dray, Ira Shuman, Robert Simonds...more

Director(s) Tamra Davis...more Tamra Davis...less

Writer(s) Dave Chappelle, Neal Brennan...more Dave Chappelle, Neal Brennan...less

Cast Dave Chappelle, Guillermo Díaz, Jim Breuer...more

Genre Comedy,

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Thurgood Jenkins:
My grandfather was in the Tuskegee experiments.

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Thurgood Jenkins:
I'm sexy! I'm a scholar! People like me!

Employee:
[speaking into microphone] One Heffer with cheese.
Scarface:
You son of a bitch, I'm right behind you! Turn around and ASK me for a Heffer with cheese, yo! Why you gotta make me feel inferior because I'm workin' the grill, B? Damn!
Employee:
[into the microphone] Sorry.

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Thurgood Jenkins:
I've heard people say you don't get high the first time you smoke. Not me. No-o, not us. WE were really, REALLY high. We was to' up!

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Thurgood Jenkins:
This weed was the shiz-nittlebam snip-snap-sack.

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Thurgood Jenkins:
The MacGyver smoker is a very handy guy to have around, especially when it comes to reefer.
McGayver Friend:
Hey, man, we're out of papers.
McGayver Smoker:
All right. Then get me a toilet paper roll, a corkscrew and some tin foil.
McGayver Friend:
We don't have a corkscrew.
McGayver Smoker:
All right. Then get me an avocado, an ice pick and my snorkel.
McGayver Smoker:
[Friend looks at him funny] Trust me, bro. I've made bongs with less. Hurry up!

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Mary Jane Potman:
My father's a drug dealer.
Thurgood Jenkins:
Wow, that must've been the shit.
Mary Jane Potman:
It ruined his life.
Thurgood Jenkins:
That must've been shitty.

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Detective:
Hey! You paying attention?
Brian:
No.

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Samson Simpson:
I'm going to kill your little Mexican friend
Scarface:
I'm Cuban, B!
Samson Simpson:
Ahhh, yes! Cuban Bee!

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Brian:
I'm not gonna do what everyone thinks I'm gonna do and... FLIP OUT man... all I wanna know is one thing... who's coming with me?

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Brian:
Hey, Jan... will you be my girlfriend?
Jan:
Well, I would, but I'm gay. I'm a big dyke.
Brian:
Oh. What's that like?

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Kenny:
[to horse] Hey, girl! You hungry?
Overweight Woman:
[walking by and overhears] Fuck you, nigga!
Kenny:
I'm sorry! I was talking to the horse.

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