Date created: April 2010
Release date 1993
Duration 103 min
Producer(s) Richard C. Berman, Darlene K. Chan, John Davis...more
Director(s) Donald Petrie...more
Writer(s) Mark Steven Johnson...more
Cast Jack Lemmon, Walter Matthau, Ann-Margret...more
[speaking of Ariel] Did you mount her?
[disgusted] Oh, *Dad*!
Wait, wait. Has she got big thighs?
No!? Then what's the problem?
Who's the guy yakkin' at your door?
Just mind your own business, will ya?
Mind your own business, will ya? Mind your own business. Why don't you tie your shoelace, you'll fall on your stupid head.
You mean the low-life, ass-wipe, egg-sucker John Gustafson?
Have you seen him?
The man's crazy. Loco. Always hanging out around those kinky strip bars. You know, the ones where the men take their clothes off. That's of course if he's taken his medication.
Yes, without it he could be anywhere. Wandering around talking to the trees. I'm telling you the man's a menace, he's always drinking, starting fights.
Gay or straight?
Heterosexual or homosexual?
Well, it's a perfectly legitimate question.
Well, maybe in California, but here in Minnesota... Who-ho-ho-ho!