Grumpier Old Men

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Release date 1995

Duration 101 min

Producer(s) Richard C. Berman, John Davis, George Folsey Jr....more

Director(s) Howard Deutch...more Howard Deutch...less

Writer(s) Mark Steven Johnson, Mark Steven Johnson...more

Cast Walter Matthau, Jack Lemmon, Ann-Margret...more

Genre Comedy,

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Max Goldman:
[singing] I just met a girl named Maria! And now I plainly see, she's not the bitch I thought she would be!

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Max:
[to John after Maria dumps spaghetti sauce on them] Do you think we should ask her for some garlic bread?

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Grandpa:
[to Mama Regatti in the produce section of the market] How about you come back to my place and I'll show you my man-size canalloni.

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Max Goldman:
If my dog was as ugly as you, I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards.

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Grandpa:
And then the Mama Bear said, "Somebody's been sleeping in my bed, too!" And finally, the Baby Bear looked and he said, "Somebody's sleeping in my bed, and the bastard's still there!" But Goldylocks had a Remington semi-automatic, with a scope and a hair-trigger!
Allie, Melanie's Daughter:
That's not the way it goes!
Grandpa:
And that was the end of the Three Bears.

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John Gustafson:
I am going down and apologizing to Maria.
Max Goldman:
You traitor, you Benedict Arnold.
John Gustafson:
Yeah, yeah.
Max Goldman:
Finally. I didn't think he would last that long. [Grabs milk and smells it]
Max Goldman:
Smells alright to me.

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[after finally catching Catfish Hunter]
Max:
If I die today, I die a happy man.
John:
You die today, I'm taking your motor.

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John Gustafson:
This milk has chunks in it.
Max Goldman:
What's your point?

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Geraldo:
"Lesbian Bandits" next on "Geraldo"
Max:
Ooooh Lesbians yummy.

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[the elder Mr. Gustafson has passed away]
Max:
I knew your old man longer than I knew my own.
John:
He was always very fond of you, Max.
Max:
He was a good man.
John:
The best.
Max:
You know I didn't mean what I said about Melanie.
John:
And you know how I really feel about Jacob.
Max:
Yeah, well, he deserves to be happy.
John:
He deserves Melanie.
Max:
Hmmmm. Well, whaddya wanna do now?
John:
You wanna get drunk?
Max:
Yeah.

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Max:
Eat my shorts.

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Grandpa:
I'm done.
John Gustafson:
Pop, I really wish you'd try the low fat bacon...
Grandpa:
Well you can wish in one hand and crap in the other, and see which gets filled first!

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