Good Will Hunting

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Release date 1997

Duration 126 min

Producer(s) Su Armstrong, Lawrence Bender, Jonathan Gordon...more

Director(s) Gus Van Sant...more Gus Van Sant...less

Writer(s) Matt Damon, Ben Affleck...more Matt Damon, Ben Affleck...less

Cast Robin Williams, Matt Damon, Ben Affleck...more

Genre Movies,

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Sean:
You have a bullshit answer for everything.

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Will:
[talking to Skylar] What do you wanna know? That I don't have 12 brothers? That I'm a fuckin' orphan? You don't wanna hear that... no, you don't wanna hear that. You don't wanna hear that I got fuckin' cigarettes put out on me when I was a little kid! That this [points to his left ribs]
Will:
is 'cause the motherfucker stabbed me! You don't wanna hear that shit, Skylar. Tell me you don't wanna hear that shit isn't fuckin' surgery!

Skylar:
Well, let's see if you can get this one. I've got a little story for you. All right. There's an old couple in bed. Mary and Paddy. And they wake up on the morning their... fiftieth anniversary. And Mary looks over and gazes adoringly at Paddy, she's like, "Aw, Jesus, Paddy. You're such a good lookin' feller. I love you. I want to give you a little present. Anything your little heart desires, I'm going to give it to ya'. What would you like?" And Paddy's like, "Aw, gee, Mary, that's a very sweet offer. Now, in fifty years, there's one thing that's been missing. And uh... I would like you to give me a blow job. I would like that." And Mary's like, "All right." She takes her teeth out, puts them in the glass and she gives him a blow job. And afterwards, Paddy's like, "Ah, geez, now THAT's what I've been missin'. That was the most beautiful, Earth-shatterin' thing ever. Beautiful Mary, I love ya'! Is there anything that I can do for you?" And Mary looks up at him and she goes, [letting beer spill out of her mouth]
Skylar:
"Give us a kiss!"

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Sean:
Hey, Gerry, In the 1960s there was a young man that graduated from the University of Michigan. Did some brilliant work in mathematics. Specifically bounded harmonic functions. Then he went on to Berkeley. He was assistant professor. Showed amazing potential. Then he moved to Montana, and blew the competition away.
Lambeau:
Yeah, so who was he?
Sean:
Ted Kaczynski.
Lambeau:
Haven't heard of him.
Sean:
[yelling to the bartender] Hey, Timmy!
Timmy:
Yo.
Sean:
Who's Ted Kaczynski?
Timmy:
Unabomber. [Lambeau winces as he realizes the point Sean is making]

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Sean:
Do you like books?
Will:
Yeah.
Sean:
[points to wall] Did you read any of these books?
Will:
I don't know.
Sean:
[points to shelf] How about any of these books?
Will:
Probably not.
Sean:
What about the ones on the top shelf? You read those?
Will:
[looks] Yeah, I read those.
Sean:
Good for you. What do you think about 'em?
Will:
Hey, I'm not here for a fuckin' book report. They're your books. Why don't you read them?
Sean:
I did. I had to.
Will:
Must've taken you a long time.
Sean:
Yeah, it did.

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[first lines]
Lambeau:
Mod fx... squared... dx. So please finish Parceval, by next time. I know many of you had this as undergraduates, but it won't hurt to brush up.

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Skylar:
Do you have lots of brothers and sisters?
Will:
I'm Irish Catholic, what do you think?
Skylar:
But how many?
Will:
You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
Skylar:
Why? Go on, what, 5? 7? 8? How many?
Will:
I have 12 big brothers.
Skylar:
You do not have 12 brothers.
Will:
I swear to God, I swear to God, I'm lucky 13 right here.
Skylar:
Do you know all their names?
Will:
Do I... yeah, they're my brothers.
Skylar:
What are they called?
Will:
Marky, Ricky, Danny, Terry, Mikey, Davey, Timmy, Tommy, Joey, Robby, Johnny, and Brad.
Skylar:
Say it again.
Will:
Marky, Ricky, Danny, Terry, Mikey, Davey, Timmy, Tommy, Joey, Robby, Johnny, and Brian.
Skylar:
...and Willy.
Will:
Willy? Will...

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Sean:
Put it on my tab
Tim:
You ever plan on paying your tab?
Sean:
Yeah, chief. I've got the winning lottery ticket right here.
Tim:
What's the jackpot?
Sean:
Twelve million.
Tim:
I don't think that will cover it.
Sean:
Yeah, but it'll cover your sex change operation!

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Will:
You know, I was on this plane once. And I'm sittin' there and the captain comes on and he does his whole, "We'll be cruising at 35,000 feet," then he puts the mike down but he forgets to turn it off. Then he turns to the copilot and goes, "You know, all I could go for right now is a fuckin' blow job and a cup of coffee." So the stewardess fuckin' goes bombin' up from the back of the plane to tell him the mic's still on, and this guy behind me goes, "Hey hon, don't forget the coffee!"

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Morgan:
If you were gonna fight them, why didn't you fight them back there? We got snacks now!

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Sean:
I just have a little question here. You could be a janitor anywhere. Why did work at the most prestigious technical college in the whole fuckin' world? And why did you sneak around at night and finish other people's formulas that only one or two people in the world could do and then lie about it? 'Cause I don't see a lot of honor in that, Will.

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[last lines] [he reads a note from Will: "Sean, if the Professor calls about that job, just tell him, sorry, I have to go see about a girl."]
Sean:
Son of a bitch... He stole my line.

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