Good Will Hunting

Good Will Hunting Vital Stats

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Release date 1997

Duration 126 min

Producer(s) Su Armstrong, Lawrence Bender, Jonathan Gordon...more

Director(s) Gus Van Sant...more

Writer(s) Matt Damon, Ben Affleck...more

Cast Robin Williams, Matt Damon, Ben Affleck...more

Genre Movies,

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Good Will Hunting Quotes

 Skylar:
Well, let's see if you can get this one. I've got a little story for you. All right. There's an old couple in bed. Mary and Paddy. And they wake up on the morning their... fiftieth anniversary. And Mary looks over and gazes adoringly at Paddy, she's like, "Aw, Jesus, Paddy. You're such a good lookin' feller. I love you. I want to give you a little present. Anything your little heart desires, I'm going to give it to ya'. What would you like?" And Paddy's like, "Aw, gee, Mary, that's a very sweet offer. Now, in fifty years, there's one thing that's been missing. And uh... I would like you to give me a blow job. I would like that." And Mary's like, "All right." She takes her teeth out, puts them in the glass and she gives him a blow job. And afterwards, Paddy's like, "Ah, geez, now THAT's what I've been missin'. That was the most beautiful, Earth-shatterin' thing ever. Beautiful Mary, I love ya'! Is there anything that I can do for you?" And Mary looks up at him and she goes, [letting beer spill out of her mouth]
Skylar:
"Give us a kiss!"
 

 Sean:
Hey, Gerry, In the 1960s there was a young man that graduated from the University of Michigan. Did some brilliant work in mathematics. Specifically bounded harmonic functions. Then he went on to Berkeley. He was assistant professor. Showed amazing potential. Then he moved to Montana, and blew the competition away.
Lambeau:
Yeah, so who was he?
Sean:
Ted Kaczynski.
Lambeau:
Haven't heard of him.
Sean:
[yelling to the bartender] Hey, Timmy!
Timmy:
Yo.
Sean:
Who's Ted Kaczynski?
Timmy:
Unabomber. [Lambeau winces as he realizes the point Sean is making]
 

 Skylar:
Do you have lots of brothers and sisters?
Will:
I'm Irish Catholic, what do you think?
Skylar:
But how many?
Will:
You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
Skylar:
Why? Go on, what, 5? 7? 8? How many?
Will:
I have 12 big brothers.
Skylar:
You do not have 12 brothers.
Will:
I swear to God, I swear to God, I'm lucky 13 right here.
Skylar:
Do you know all their names?
Will:
Do I... yeah, they're my brothers.
Skylar:
What are they called?
Will:
Marky, Ricky, Danny, Terry, Mikey, Davey, Timmy, Tommy, Joey, Robby, Johnny, and Brad.
Skylar:
Say it again.
Will:
Marky, Ricky, Danny, Terry, Mikey, Davey, Timmy, Tommy, Joey, Robby, Johnny, and Brian.
Skylar:
...and Willy.
Will:
Willy? Will...
 


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