Gigli

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Release date 2003

Duration 121 min

Producer(s) Martin Brest, Frederic W. Brost, John Hardy...more

Director(s) Martin Brest...more Martin Brest...less

Writer(s) Martin Brest...more Martin Brest...less

Cast Ben Affleck, Terry Camilleri, David Backus...more

Genre Comedy, Crime,

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Gigli Quotes

Ricki:
[to Larry] I thought you wanted to be my bitch.

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Larry Gigli:
As far as the whole lesbian thing goes.
Ricki:
Yeah?
Larry Gigli:
If you do ever think about hoppin' the fence, promise you'll give me a call first.

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Brian:
She's like the ones at the Baywatch. They make my penis sneeze.
Larry Gigli:
You got a good sense of humor,you know that?
Brian:
God bless you.
Larry Gigli:
Thank you.
Brian:
No, not you, stupid. When my penis sneezes, I say, 'God bless you'... God bless you, penis.

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Larry Gigli:
What?
Ricki:
You know, I bet you'd look great in some mascara.
Larry Gigli:
I'm not sure how to take that.
Ricki:
It's a compliment.

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[last lines]
Ricki:
Like your mother said, life's not always black and white. Sometimes you just never know.
Larry Gigli:
Are you driving, or are you bullshitting?
Ricki:
I'm driving.

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Starkman:
So now, things are bad.

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[Larry answers the door]
Larry Gigli:
Yeah?
Robin:
Who the fuck are you?
Larry Gigli:
Who the fuck are *you*? [Robin enters the apartment]
Larry Gigli:
Excuse me.
Robin:
What a shithole.
Larry Gigli:
Lady, I think you're in the wrong place.
Robin:
No, you're in the wrong place! You have no idea. [She sees Brian]
Robin:
Oh, and who the fuck are you?
Brian:
You're the fuck are you.
Robin:
What?
Brian:
Huh?

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Brian:
[Robin nonchalantly cuts her wrists] Lady, you need some Band-Aids.

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Mother:
Remember you two, keep an open mind because you never know!

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Mother:
Is she your sweetheart?
Larry Gigli:
Ma!

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Larry Gigli:
[breaking someone's laptop] Suck-my-dick.com.

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Larry Gigli:
Mr. Starkman...
Starkman:
I KNOW MY FUCKIN' NAME. You piece of shit. You don't try to extort a Federal-fuckin'-Prosecutor. And if you do, YOU DON'T FUCK AROUND.

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