Garfield

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Release date 2004

Duration 80 min

Producer(s) John Davis, Michele Imperato, John Kilkenny...more

Director(s) Peter Hewitt...more Peter Hewitt...less

Writer(s) Jim Davis, Joel Cohen, Alec Sokolow...more

Cast Breckin Meyer, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Stephen Tobolowsky...more

Genre Comedy,

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Garfield Quotes

Garfield:
Yeah, just one big, happy family. [notices Odie with him on his chair]
Garfield:
Yeah, right. Hit the floor. [pushes Odie off his chair]
Garfield:
No, come on, seriously, you can come up. Come here, buddy, come up. [Odie climbs on Garfield's chair]
Garfield:
Down you go.
Garfield:
[pushes Odie off his chair again]
Garfield:
We just hit it off so great because we both love the same thing and that is... [Odie climbs on Garfield's chair one more time and Garfield pushes him off again]
Garfield:
me.

Persnikitty:
Will you please keep quiet? God, god! Oh, this really is too much.
Garfield:
Hey, Persnikitty! Happy Chapman's cat! What are you doing here?
Persnikitty:
I was his cat, until I outlived my purpose. And then he replaced me with a dog and dumped me in this wretched place. All humans are the same.
Garfield:
Not my owner. He only does what's best for me. He puts up with me and he feeds me.
Persnikitty:
And he lets you vacation in this charming animal pound. Hello.
Garfield:
Not for long, Persnikitty.
Persnikitty:
Would you please just stop calling me that? My name isn't really Persnikitty. It's Sir Roland.
Garfield:
Sir Roland.
Persnikitty:
Yeah, that's another one of Happy Chapman's acts of cruelty. I was trained in a classical theater, you know, mm-hmm. But now I'm a celebrity cable castoff cat, with a name I can never live down.
Garfield:
Well this may hurt a little, but, I'm trying to rescue the dog that replaced you, Persnikitty... I mean, Roland. Happy and Odie are getting on a train in less than two hours, to become regulars on Good Day New York.
Spanky:
Wait a minute. Did I just hear that? You're a cat that's trying to rescue a dog?
Garfield:
It's true, I know, it's a crime against nature. At first I thought he was a pain but, he's grown on me like a wart you wanna have removed until you realized it defines you in some funny way.
Persnikitty:
You know what, that is absolutely charming.
Spanky:
Let me ask you one question, chubby. What are you talking about?
Garfield:
How could you understand? He's my friend.

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Nermal:
Garfield, Jon's taking Odie on his date with Liz and he's leaving you behind.
Garfield:
I know, Nermal.
Nermal:
They're off on an adventure and you're still here.
Garfield:
And your point is...?
Nermal:
Well, that's gotta feel bad, being left by Jon while he takes Odie out, it's like... you're not his favorite anymore!
Garfield:
Hey, what do you say we play brain surgeon? Would you go get my power tools? Hmm... [Garfield sees the truck leaving the house]
Garfield:
This is so sad. Jon has completely lost his mind. He doesn't realize how important I am to him.

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Garfield:
You just can't do this, Jon. He's trying to tear us apart, don't you see that? You know me. I'm too lazy to try to destroy your house. I was provoked, pushed, prodded, driven mad. You can't kick me out of my own house like I'm some kind of animal! [Jon closes the door]
Garfield:
[scratches the door] Oh come on, Jon. Jon! You know I'm scared of the dark.

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Luca:
Hey, what are you looking at?
Garfield:
Nothing. Just looking for some company.
Nermal:
Keep walking, creepo.
Garfield:
What's going on?
Arlene:
We know how much you hated Odie. We know how much you wanted him gone.
Garfield:
Wait a minute. All I wanted was to sleep in my own bed.
Arlene:
And to do it, you cast Odie out into the cold, cruel world?
Nermal:
We saw you locked Odie out last night!
Garfield:
Gee, I don't believe you guys. I didn't know Odie was gonna run away. He's a dumb dog. No offense, Luca.
Luca:
Uh... what?
Garfield:
You can't blame me for that.
Nermal:
Any one of us could be next.
Arlene:
Yeah. There's no room for anybody else in Garfield's world.
Garfield:
[after being left alone by Luca, Arlene and Nermal] Oh that was a little traumatic. Well maybe I've been a little... tough in protecting my turf, but, um... I don't hate the guy.

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Garfield:
[after seeing Jon baby talk Odie] Yeah, wish me luck with the nightmares.

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Arlene:
Garfield, are you alright?
Garfield:
I think so. Luca's about to have Odie for lunch.
Arlene:
If it wasn't for Odie, you'd be Luca's chew toy.
Nermal:
Yeah, he saved your life. Odie's a hero!
Garfield:
Why, because I wasn't ripped to shreds? No. Odie's an imbecile until further notice.

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Garfield:
I love the smell of Cinnamon Apple in the morning. It smells like victory.

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Garfield:
Huh? That's his last name, Schnitzel?

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Garfield:
Jon! Jon! Odie is on TV, and he's wearing liederhosen!

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Garfield:
I think... I'm going to blow cat chow chunks.

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Garfield:
So much time, and so little... I need to do.

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