Galaxy Quest

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Release date 1999

Duration 102 min

Producer(s) Elizabeth Cantillon, Allegra Clegg, Suzann Ellis...more

Director(s) Dean Parisot...more Dean Parisot...less

Writer(s) David Howard, David Howard, Robert Gordon...more

Cast Tim Allen, Sigourney Weaver, Alan Rickman...more

Genre Action, Adventure, Comedy,

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Guy Fleegman:
Wait, we're doing episode #81?
Jason Nesmith:
It's just a rough plan, Guy. What difference does it make whether it's episode #81 or not?
Guy Fleegman:
Because I died in episode #81!

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[first lines]
Laredo:
Exiting the time knot now, sir.
Tech Sgt. Chen:
We're alive.
Laredo:
We made it, Commander. We made it.
Dr. Lazarus:
By Grabthar's hammer, we live to tell the tale.
Voice of Computer:
Systems registering functional.
Lt. Tawny Madison:
All systems are working, Commander.
Commander Peter Quincy Taggart:
I don't like it. It was too easy.
Laredo:
Wait. Oh, no! They're everywhere. There are time knots opening everywhere.
Lt. Tawny Madison:
A trap!
Dr. Lazarus:
We're surrounded, Commander. [crew screaming as the ship is hit]
Tech Sgt. Chen:
It's a core meltdown, sir. It can't be stopped.
Dr. Lazarus:
Surrender may be our only option.
Commander Peter Quincy Taggart:
No! Never give up, never surrender.
Laredo:
Your orders, sir? [pause]
Laredo:
Sir, your orders?
Commander Peter Quincy Taggart:
Activate the Omega 13. [?to be continued? appears on the screen]

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Jason Nesmith:
I'm going to rest my eyes for a moment. But go on. I am listening...

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Fred Kwan:
[Trying to work the matter-transmitter] So what do we test it on?
Tommy Webber:
[Sees Taggart, on the monitor, grappling with Grignak on the Berillium-Sphere planet] How about that Pig-Lizard?

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Jason Nesmith:
I'm not the commander!
Sarris:
What did you say?
Jason Nesmith:
I said I'm not the commander.
Sarris:
Explain.

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Gwen DeMarco:
[after seeing the chompers] Well, screw *that*!

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Jason Nesmith:
[to Sarris on viewscreen] Hello, Sarris. How you doing?
Sarris:
Better than my lieutenant. [holds up a severed head on a stick]

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Jason Nesmith:
Okay Gwen, put me back on with him.
Gwen DeMarco:
That's what I've been trying to tell you, Jason. You ARE back with him.
Sarris:
Perhaps I am not as stupid as I am ugly, commander!
Jason Nesmith:
[to Gwen] I gave you the 'kill' gesture.
Gwen DeMarco:
No, you gave me the 'we're dead' signal. I was agreeing with you. Like I know where the 'hold' button is.

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[the rock monster chases Nesmith]
Alexander Dane:
You're just going to have to kill it.
Jason Nesmith:
Kill it? Well, I'm open to any suggestions.
Tommy Webber:
Go for the eyes, like in episode 22!
Jason Nesmith:
He doesn't have any eyes, Tommy!
Tommy Webber:
Go for the mouth, then, the throat, his vulnerable spots!
Jason Nesmith:
It's a rock! It doesn't have any vulnerable spots!
Guy Fleegman:
I know! You construct a weapon. Look around, can you form some sort of rudimentary lathe?

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[after the Blue Creatures have eaten Limpy]
Jason Nesmith:
Ok, here's the plan: first, Fred, we need a diversion to clear these things out of the compound, then Gwen, Alex, Fred and I go down to get the sphere. Any of those things come back Tommy, give a signal. Guy, you set up a perimeter.
Gwen DeMarco:
Why does this sound so familiar?
Tommy Webber:
"Assault on Voltarek III". Episode 81 I think.
Guy Fleegman:
We're doing episode 81?
Tommy Webber:
Whatever, the one with the hologram. The wall of fire.
Gwen DeMarco:
How the hell is Fred supposed to project a hologram?
Guy Fleegman:
We're doing episode 81, Jason?
Jason Nesmith:
It doesn't have to be a hologram, just a diversion.
Guy Fleegman:
Jason, are we doing episode 81 or not?
Jason Nesmith:
It's a rough plan, Guy, what does it matter if we're doing episode 81 or not?
Guy Fleegman:
BECAUSE I DIED... IN EPISODE 81!

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Guy Fleegman:
I don't like this. I don't like this at all.
Gwen DeMarco:
They are *so* cute.
Guy Fleegman:
Sure, they're cute now, but in a second they're gonna get mean, and they're gonna get ugly somehow, and there's gonna be a million more of them.

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Tommy Webber:
You were holding it upside down
Sir Alexander Dane:
Shut up.

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