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Release date 2009

Duration 146 min

Producer(s) Judd Apatow, Andrew J. Cohen, Jack Giarraputo...more

Director(s) Judd Apatow...more Judd Apatow...less

Writer(s) Judd Apatow...more Judd Apatow...less

Cast Adam Sandler, Seth Rogen, Leslie Mann...more

Genre Comedy,

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Daisy:
I am sick of these guys' rap songs. They say 'Girl, drop it like it's hot', 'Shake it'. I want to make a rap song that says 'Boy, brush your teeth, give me your jacket, I'm fucking freezing.'

George Simmons:
You wanna fuck these girls?
James Taylor:
I filled my quota in 1982, I believe.

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Ray Romano:
[regarding George's illness] How did he know he had it?
Ira Wright:
He said he was feeling dizzy and tired. So he went to the doctor, and it was in his blood work.
Ray Romano:
That sucks, 'cause I get dizzy and tired. Anybody gets sick and I think I'm gonna get it. Is it contagious? It's not contagious, is it?
Ira Wright:
No. No, I've been around him a lot. I feel fine.
Ray Romano:
Okay, 'cause when you were talking, a little bit of your spit hit my lip. Not that you got it, but he spits on your lip, you spit on mine, and the next thing you know, I'm dead, and my wife's fucking George Lopez.

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George Simmons:
My balls are for everyone.

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Ira Wright:
I'm going up at the Comedy & Magic Club doing stand-up. You should come watch me.
Deli Manager:
Don't let him suck you in. He's not funny.
Chuck:
Nah, he's right man. No way, man. That shit was painful. I mean, it was hard watching you suffer up there. I had fucking nightmares after that.
Ira Wright:
That was a long time ago. That was months ago. I've gotten a lot funnier since then.
Chuck:
Then you bored my wife to sleep. I couldn't get no pussy that night, man.
Ira Wright:
Don't blame me for your pussy issues.

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George Simmons:
[at the end of song to comedy club audience] George Simmons soon will be gone, and he's not going to miss any of you people at all. We've always had a strained relationship. You always wanted too much from me, and I'm very mad at you.

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Ira Wright:
Would you fuck my roommate if he was James McAvoy or Jude Law?
Daisy:
Probably.

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Ira Wright:
Fuck Facebook in the face!

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Leo:
I just came back from the new Harry Potter movie. Harry's getting old. They should start calling him Harold Potter.

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Ira Wright:
I can't believe you slept with her.
Mark:
I gave you an extra 11 days.
Daisy:
[Joining in the conversation] What are you guys talking about?
Ira Wright:
Nothing, don't worry about it. Stupid guy stuff.

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Dr. Lars:
Now do you trust my accent?
George Simmons:
Yes I do.

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George Simmons:
Don't cry, you're making a scene. Everyone will think I broke up with you.

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