Freddy Got Fingered

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Release date 2001

Duration 87 min

Producer(s) Larry Brezner, Marc S. Fischer, Derek Harvie...more

Director(s) Tom Green...more Tom Green...less

Writer(s) Tom Green, Derek Harvie...more Tom Green, Derek Harvie...less

Cast Tom Green, Rip Torn, Marisa Coughlan...more

Genre Movies,

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Freddy Got Fingered Quotes

Gord Brody:
Ding dong! I'm a sexy boy!

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Psychiatrist:
Mister Brody, this is very serious. Base on what I have heard today, I am required bylaw to notify the authorities.

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Gord:
Ahhh... Freddy. Freddy.
Freddy Brody:
Is that um...
Jim:
Thats your big brother. He couldn't handle the complexities of making a cheese sandwich so now he's back here at home with us... jeez, is that idiot still in the shower? Shit. How much water is he gonna use?
Freddy Brody:
How much is he gonna use? All of it? Save some for the fish or something. Right poP? Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha.

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Gord Brody:
Wow... it's a Le Baron.
Jim:
Bet your boots it's a Le Baron. Good car. Convertible.

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Gord Brody:
I'm looking for a David Davidson.
Woman:
I'm a woman.
Gord Brody:
Did I ask what sex you are?
Woman:
No.
Gord Brody:
Did I ask if you were David Davidson?
Woman:
My name is Cheryl.

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Andy Malloy:
Can I really have a piece of cake, Daddy?
Mr. Malloy:
Sure you can, son. It's your birthday!
Andy Malloy:
Yea!
Mr. Malloy:
Yea!

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Gord Brody:
He's a molester! He's a CHILLLLLLLLD MOLESTER!

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Jim:
You want Daddy to give you a spanking in front of his retard slut whore?
Betty:
I'M NOT RETARDED!

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Gord:
Daddy, we're in Pakistan. Let's sew some soccer balls.

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Gord Brody:
Japan Four.

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Sandwich Customer:
This cheese sandwich.
Gord Brody:
What?
Sandwich Customer:
It doesn't have enough cheese in it.
Gord Brody:
Well... we can't have that, 'cause, you know, a cheese sandwich with no cheese, it's just... two pieces of bread, and you know what? I could LOSE MY JOB. I could lose ALL THIS. [starts cramming all the cheese slices on the counter into the sandwich]
Gord Brody:
So you can... have... all... the cheese... you want. [throws the stack of cheese slices and bread at the customer]
Sandwich Customer:
What the hell do you expect me to do with this?
Gord Brody:
Well, I don't know. You could... SHOVE IT UP YOUR BUM-BUM. [customer walks out disgusted]
Gord Brody:
Yooou... can... put... the... cheeese... in... your... bum...

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Gord Brody:
[playing violin wildly] This is a fancy restaurant. This is a fancy restaurant.

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